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Kirkshaw Records - I Got A Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
Hillsong meet Rawsrvnt - I Gotta Feeling / Take It All (The Black Eyed Peas)
Labels:
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Kirkshaw Records - Don't Trust Me (3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me)
Everyone was born in sin
He told me everyone was bound for hell
Until Jesus died and rose again
Open up your heart and let Jesus in
He said, cuz he is the only way
Just raise your hand up to the sky and say
Jesus touched my heart today
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad, bad, bad, bad
So just accept him for who he is
He is the great I am (Hey, hey, hey)
In our religion we are firmly sure
That Jesus is the risen lamb
Ya Danny Glover was a star
In Lethal Weapon 1 thorough 4 (1 through 4)
And Jesus loves Danny as he loves us
With eternal love forever more
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
Or you bat for the other team
You're Jewish, Siek, Chaotic decent,
You're Atheist, you're Protestant
Tom Cruise and scientology
Crazy Charlie Sheenology
(Duh winning)
For all our bad sins he forgave because Jesus
He was born to save
Even if you don't agree he
That he set all of us free
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save me
So come praise with us and sing
As we bow down to our king
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born for saving
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
Born to save, hey
He was born to save, hey
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save hey
Born to save, hey
He was born to save, hey
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
Lyrics
My pastor told me when I was youngEveryone was born in sin
He told me everyone was bound for hell
Until Jesus died and rose again
Open up your heart and let Jesus in
He said, cuz he is the only way
Just raise your hand up to the sky and say
Jesus touched my heart today
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad, bad, bad, bad
So just accept him for who he is
He is the great I am (Hey, hey, hey)
In our religion we are firmly sure
That Jesus is the risen lamb
Ya Danny Glover was a star
In Lethal Weapon 1 thorough 4 (1 through 4)
And Jesus loves Danny as he loves us
With eternal love forever more
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
Or you bat for the other team
You're Jewish, Siek, Chaotic decent,
You're Atheist, you're Protestant
Tom Cruise and scientology
Crazy Charlie Sheenology
(Duh winning)
For all our bad sins he forgave because Jesus
He was born to save
Even if you don't agree he
That he set all of us free
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save me
So come praise with us and sing
As we bow down to our king
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born for saving
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
Born to save, hey
He was born to save, hey
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save hey
Born to save, hey
He was born to save, hey
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
Kirkshaw Records - Born To Save (Lady Gaga - Born This Way) - Lyrics
Labels:
* Kirkshaw Records,
= Lady Gaga,
= Lyrics,
Save
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Kirkshaw Records - Born To Save (Lady Gaga - Born This Way)
Feel like you're deep in sin,
Think there's no way out,
Wanting to start again
Do you ever feel,
Feel you can never win,
Like a bowling pin,
Just gonna fall again
Do you ever feel, like there's no way out
Pretend you're fine but on the inside you're just full of doubt
Well you should know that there's
Still and chance for you, Cuz Jesus Christ is truth
You just gotta accept, the life, of Jesus Christ
He paid the price, to save all our lives
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
You don't have to feel,
Like you're out of hope,
You wanna take a shower,
But there's no bar of soap
But really all ya need,
Is Jesus to succeed,
If you just let him in,
You will then be freed
Of all your wicked ways,
Of all your doubt and fear,
Just put your faith in him
and all these things will disappear
And by amazing grace,
You will be saved
And when its time you'll pray
You just gotta accept, the life, of Jesus Christ
He paid the price, to save all our lives
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
Boom boom boom,
Nothing fits right here but boom boom boom
So we're just gonna sing boom boom boom
Till the chorus comes boom boom boom
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework.
Lyrics
Do you ever feel,Feel like you're deep in sin,
Think there's no way out,
Wanting to start again
Do you ever feel,
Feel you can never win,
Like a bowling pin,
Just gonna fall again
Do you ever feel, like there's no way out
Pretend you're fine but on the inside you're just full of doubt
Well you should know that there's
Still and chance for you, Cuz Jesus Christ is truth
You just gotta accept, the life, of Jesus Christ
He paid the price, to save all our lives
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
You don't have to feel,
Like you're out of hope,
You wanna take a shower,
But there's no bar of soap
But really all ya need,
Is Jesus to succeed,
If you just let him in,
You will then be freed
Of all your wicked ways,
Of all your doubt and fear,
Just put your faith in him
and all these things will disappear
And by amazing grace,
You will be saved
And when its time you'll pray
You just gotta accept, the life, of Jesus Christ
He paid the price, to save all our lives
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
Boom boom boom,
Nothing fits right here but boom boom boom
So we're just gonna sing boom boom boom
Till the chorus comes boom boom boom
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework.
Kirkshaw Records - Firework - (Katy Perry - Firework) - Lyrics
Labels:
* Kirkshaw Records,
= Katy Perry,
= Lyrics
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Kirkshaw Records - Firework - (Katy Perry - Firework)
Or maybe just need some help
We found ourselves in trouble
We're on the road to hell
We're sinning about everyday now
But we know we Jesus Christ
We're stayin up all night hopin
Prayin that God will change our lives.
What you've got Lord is hard to find,
The love you offer, is so divine
You've forgiven our wicked minds,
Without your guidance, we are blind
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
Now that be both know Jeses Christ,
We're both gonna live better lives
We're done doing Satan's bidding,
Lying stealing we're not kidding
Rest in peace Patrick Swayze
Some people think we're crazy
But their lives are gonna be impacted,
When we show them God's love can't be retracted
What you've got Lord is hard to find,
The love you offer, is so divine
You've forgiven our wicked minds,
Without your guidance, we are blind
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
We don't care what people say
He saved our lives, the price he paid
When he died on Calvary
He washed our sins and set us free
Hey, so we got a question
Will you open up your heart and let Jesus in
Will you live your life for him and be forgiven
Is his love your drug? Your drug,
Huh your drug, Huh your drug, is his love, your drug?
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
Hey um, why do you guys love Jesus so much?
Oh I don't know, maybe cuz he's super awesome?
Yeah man he's the bee's knees
Bee's knees bro,
You want forgiveness?
You gotta ask Jesus
Take care,
Praise the Lord.
Lyrics
Maybe we need some guidanceOr maybe just need some help
We found ourselves in trouble
We're on the road to hell
We're sinning about everyday now
But we know we Jesus Christ
We're stayin up all night hopin
Prayin that God will change our lives.
What you've got Lord is hard to find,
The love you offer, is so divine
You've forgiven our wicked minds,
Without your guidance, we are blind
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
Now that be both know Jeses Christ,
We're both gonna live better lives
We're done doing Satan's bidding,
Lying stealing we're not kidding
Rest in peace Patrick Swayze
Some people think we're crazy
But their lives are gonna be impacted,
When we show them God's love can't be retracted
What you've got Lord is hard to find,
The love you offer, is so divine
You've forgiven our wicked minds,
Without your guidance, we are blind
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
We don't care what people say
He saved our lives, the price he paid
When he died on Calvary
He washed our sins and set us free
Hey, so we got a question
Will you open up your heart and let Jesus in
Will you live your life for him and be forgiven
Is his love your drug? Your drug,
Huh your drug, Huh your drug, is his love, your drug?
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
Hey um, why do you guys love Jesus so much?
Oh I don't know, maybe cuz he's super awesome?
Yeah man he's the bee's knees
Bee's knees bro,
You want forgiveness?
You gotta ask Jesus
Take care,
Praise the Lord.
Kirkshaw Records - His Love Is Ouer Drug (Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug) - Lyrics
Labels:
* Kirkshaw Records,
= Lyrics,
Love
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Kirkshaw Records - His Love Is Ouer Drug (Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug)
Kirkshaw Records - I Got A Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
Labels:
* Kirkshaw Records,
= The Black Eyed Peas
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Kirkshaw Records - I Got A Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
Kirkshaw Records - Don't Trust Me (3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me)
Labels:
* Kirkshaw Records,
Me,
Trust
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ApologetiX - Old Time Romans Road (Old Time Rock and Roll) - Bob Seager
Parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
(1 Tim. 5:5, 2 Tim. 1:5)
As he came up to the window, heard the sound of Barry Manilow
He came into her apartment, smelled the Ben Gay and the chocolate
She was sitting at the table, he could see she had a Bible
So she ran into the bedroom, got her teeth down and her perfume
Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny? (4X)
Granny's not an old maid, she's a zealot with a bold faith
She's a kind-hearted widow and she bought you a Nintendo, last week
You came into her apartment, left the mudstains on the carpet
And then she ran into the bedroom, she was knelt down, it was for you
Granny likes to crochet, and croquet, and quote Dear Abby
Granny causes road rage in the slow lanes, she's no Andretti
Granny's got the whole day to go pray for all her family
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama
So she came into the hallway, it was Sunday, had a snack made
Then the book of Revelation was the topic of conversation
Granny says, you know, babe, the Lord says in verse 3:20
He's standing at the doorway, so don't waste a moment, honey
And you gotta go pray or else, babe, He won't gain entry
Then you told her OK, I want saved, I'll go pray, Granny
Granny told you, OK, first you tell Him that you're sorry
Believe He died for your sins, though
And accept Him and repento -- Whammy!
He came into your heart then, you were prostrate on the carpet
Then she ran you to the next room
You were sat down, there was more food
Granny karaokes to old tapes of Sandi Patty
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama
Granny had a roast made and potatoes that were homemade
And she buys Poppin' Fresh Dough
So she baked you some crescent rolls, man, eat!
You came into her apartment, and the blessings only started
And then your Granny took and fed you
You were stuffed now; it was her food
Granny brought you cold grapes and poached eggs and bowls of candy
Granny brought you milkshakes and fruitcake, keep Rolaids handy
Granny's artichokes make your throat gag so don't take any
And before you go, babe, you must take a roast beef sandwich
2 Tim. 1:5
"I have been reminded of your sincere faith, which first lived in your grandmother Lois and in your mother Eunice and, I am persuaded, now lives in you also."
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(1 Tim. 5:5, 2 Tim. 1:5)
As he came up to the window, heard the sound of Barry Manilow
He came into her apartment, smelled the Ben Gay and the chocolate
She was sitting at the table, he could see she had a Bible
So she ran into the bedroom, got her teeth down and her perfume
Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny? (4X)
Granny's not an old maid, she's a zealot with a bold faith
She's a kind-hearted widow and she bought you a Nintendo, last week
You came into her apartment, left the mudstains on the carpet
And then she ran into the bedroom, she was knelt down, it was for you
Granny likes to crochet, and croquet, and quote Dear Abby
Granny causes road rage in the slow lanes, she's no Andretti
Granny's got the whole day to go pray for all her family
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama
So she came into the hallway, it was Sunday, had a snack made
Then the book of Revelation was the topic of conversation
Granny says, you know, babe, the Lord says in verse 3:20
He's standing at the doorway, so don't waste a moment, honey
And you gotta go pray or else, babe, He won't gain entry
Then you told her OK, I want saved, I'll go pray, Granny
Granny told you, OK, first you tell Him that you're sorry
Believe He died for your sins, though
And accept Him and repento -- Whammy!
He came into your heart then, you were prostrate on the carpet
Then she ran you to the next room
You were sat down, there was more food
Granny karaokes to old tapes of Sandi Patty
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama
Granny had a roast made and potatoes that were homemade
And she buys Poppin' Fresh Dough
So she baked you some crescent rolls, man, eat!
You came into her apartment, and the blessings only started
And then your Granny took and fed you
You were stuffed now; it was her food
Granny brought you cold grapes and poached eggs and bowls of candy
Granny brought you milkshakes and fruitcake, keep Rolaids handy
Granny's artichokes make your throat gag so don't take any
And before you go, babe, you must take a roast beef sandwich
2 Tim. 1:5
"I have been reminded of your sincere faith, which first lived in your grandmother Lois and in your mother Eunice and, I am persuaded, now lives in you also."
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Smooth Grandmama (Smooth Criminal) Michael Jackson and Alien Ant Farm)
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ApologetiX - Smooth Grandmama (Smooth Criminal) Michael Jackson and Alien Ant Farm)
Parody of "Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss
(Deut. 6:5, Matt. 22:36-38, Mk. 12:28-30)
You know Moses and the things of God
The 10 Commandments and the Jewish laws
You try to find which one's the greatest
You say you wanna know where it is
It's part of Deuteronomy chapter 6
You try verse five; you'll find it baby
You read about it
You need to shout it
I love the Lord with all my might
My heart and everything (4X)
The people came to Jesus Christ for a while
They looked for answers and they liked His style
You tell us, Christ, which law's the greatest?
"Love the Lord with everything you've got,"
Jesus said, "Well, that's My first law
"Do all this while you love your neighbor."
Don't even doubt it
You need to shout it
CHORUS
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Deut. 6:5, Matt. 22:36-38, Mk. 12:28-30)
You know Moses and the things of God
The 10 Commandments and the Jewish laws
You try to find which one's the greatest
You say you wanna know where it is
It's part of Deuteronomy chapter 6
You try verse five; you'll find it baby
You read about it
You need to shout it
I love the Lord with all my might
My heart and everything (4X)
The people came to Jesus Christ for a while
They looked for answers and they liked His style
You tell us, Christ, which law's the greatest?
"Love the Lord with everything you've got,"
Jesus said, "Well, that's My first law
"Do all this while you love your neighbor."
Don't even doubt it
You need to shout it
CHORUS
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Love and Kisses (Rock and Roll All Night) - Kiss
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ApologetiX - Love and Kisses (Rock and Roll All Night) - Kiss
Parody of "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
(Acts 9, 2 Timothy)
I saw him standin' there writin' letters in chains
I knew he once had been a proud Pharisee
His faith was kind of strong
In God's favorite Son
And I could tell he didn't belong in prison with me, yeah me
And I could tell he didn't belong in prison with me, yeah me
Singin' – I love Apostle Paul
He put a lotta lines in the Good Book baby
I love Apostle Paul
From Romans into Philemon yes indeed
He smiled, so I got up and asked "Were you framed?"
"Well, that don't matter," he said, "'cause I'm not ashamed"
"For Jesus to take me home – I need to be in Rome"
When execution comes – you'll see I'll be free, yeah free
When execution comes – you see, I'll be free indeed
CHORUS
His letters won't take you long – You need to read them all
So let's get movin' on – and read 'em with me, yeah me
And we'll review them all and see what became of Paul
(In Second) Timothy
CHORUS
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Acts 9, 2 Timothy)
I saw him standin' there writin' letters in chains
I knew he once had been a proud Pharisee
His faith was kind of strong
In God's favorite Son
And I could tell he didn't belong in prison with me, yeah me
And I could tell he didn't belong in prison with me, yeah me
Singin' – I love Apostle Paul
He put a lotta lines in the Good Book baby
I love Apostle Paul
From Romans into Philemon yes indeed
He smiled, so I got up and asked "Were you framed?"
"Well, that don't matter," he said, "'cause I'm not ashamed"
"For Jesus to take me home – I need to be in Rome"
When execution comes – you'll see I'll be free, yeah free
When execution comes – you see, I'll be free indeed
CHORUS
His letters won't take you long – You need to read them all
So let's get movin' on – and read 'em with me, yeah me
And we'll review them all and see what became of Paul
(In Second) Timothy
CHORUS
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - I Love Apostle Paul (I Love Rock n' Roll) - Joan Jett
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ApologetiX - I Love Apostle Paul (I Love Rock n' Roll) - Joan Jett
Parody of "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive
(Genesis 25:26, 32:28, 35:10)
When Jacob was born he took a long time comin’. Took the ankle of his older brother
They were twins, but Jake was later; Esau was his father’s favorite
‘Cause he spent his time as a hunter
And every single time, Jacob had to wait in line
He started then to strive to get his way
He was just a little boy; he was mama’s pride and joy
He loved to work with mother all day
But now, now, Jacob’s name is Israel — What’d you say?
Jacob’s name is Israel — By the way, I said
Jacob’s name is Israel — ‘Cause he strived
Jacob’s name is Israel — The father of the tribes — All 12
You could read in Genesis how Esau burst into the kitchen
And said, "Jacob, give me some stuff to swallow!"
Jacob said, “Sell me your birthright!” Esau said, “What is it worth right now,
I’m dyin' of hunger; my stomach’s hollow!"
And so Esau sold his rights; Jacob later set his sights
Upon the blessing Isaac would pray
He pretended he was Esau, and his father couldn’t see so
Jacob stole the blessing and ran away
After 20 years with Laban, well, the Lord spoke to Jacob:
“Take your family with you back to Canaan.”
Jacob knew he’d meet his brother as he travelled through the dessert
He was scared, and I wouldn’t blame him
And in the night he fought with a Man we think was God
He wrestled with him to the break of day
He took Jacob’s hip and knocked it out of joint right at the socket
He blessed him, and He gave him this name
Genesis 35:10
God said to him, "Your name is Jacob, but you will no longer be called Jacob; your name will be Israel." So he named him Israel.
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Genesis 25:26, 32:28, 35:10)
When Jacob was born he took a long time comin’. Took the ankle of his older brother
They were twins, but Jake was later; Esau was his father’s favorite
‘Cause he spent his time as a hunter
And every single time, Jacob had to wait in line
He started then to strive to get his way
He was just a little boy; he was mama’s pride and joy
He loved to work with mother all day
But now, now, Jacob’s name is Israel — What’d you say?
Jacob’s name is Israel — By the way, I said
Jacob’s name is Israel — ‘Cause he strived
Jacob’s name is Israel — The father of the tribes — All 12
You could read in Genesis how Esau burst into the kitchen
And said, "Jacob, give me some stuff to swallow!"
Jacob said, “Sell me your birthright!” Esau said, “What is it worth right now,
I’m dyin' of hunger; my stomach’s hollow!"
And so Esau sold his rights; Jacob later set his sights
Upon the blessing Isaac would pray
He pretended he was Esau, and his father couldn’t see so
Jacob stole the blessing and ran away
After 20 years with Laban, well, the Lord spoke to Jacob:
“Take your family with you back to Canaan.”
Jacob knew he’d meet his brother as he travelled through the dessert
He was scared, and I wouldn’t blame him
And in the night he fought with a Man we think was God
He wrestled with him to the break of day
He took Jacob’s hip and knocked it out of joint right at the socket
He blessed him, and He gave him this name
Genesis 35:10
God said to him, "Your name is Jacob, but you will no longer be called Jacob; your name will be Israel." So he named him Israel.
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ApologetiX - Jacob's Name Is Israel (Takin' Care of Business) - Bachman Turner Overdrive
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ApologetiX - Jacob's Name Is Israel (Takin' Care of Business) - Bachman Turner Overdrive
Parody of "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley
(John 5:24, Luke 23:43, John 11:25, Matthew 7:7, Romans 8:1)
I ain't nothin' but I found God
It took quite a long time
I went knockin' and I found God
In spite of all my crimes
Well, I had several naughty habits
But my faith was genuine
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, in verse 24 I read it
There In St. John chapter 5
I ain't nothin' but I found God
Christ is bona fide
He came knockin' and I found God
I said, Christ, come inside
Well, I repented of my habits
And I waved those sins goodbye
LEAD
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, in Luke 23 the robber
Got the same promise as I
LEAD
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
You know, He said to me, I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, He said Heaven's automatic
If you place your faith in Christ
You ain't nothin' till you've found God
Find Him while there's time
You keep knockin' till you've found God
Christ, He doesn't hide
Well, it's in 7:7 Matthew
You seek and then you'll find
(John 5:24, Luke 23:43, John 11:25, Matthew 7:7, Romans 8:1)
I ain't nothin' but I found God
It took quite a long time
I went knockin' and I found God
In spite of all my crimes
Well, I had several naughty habits
But my faith was genuine
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, in verse 24 I read it
There In St. John chapter 5
I ain't nothin' but I found God
Christ is bona fide
He came knockin' and I found God
I said, Christ, come inside
Well, I repented of my habits
And I waved those sins goodbye
LEAD
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, in Luke 23 the robber
Got the same promise as I
LEAD
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
You know, He said to me, I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, He said Heaven's automatic
If you place your faith in Christ
You ain't nothin' till you've found God
Find Him while there's time
You keep knockin' till you've found God
Christ, He doesn't hide
Well, it's in 7:7 Matthew
You seek and then you'll find
ApologetiX - Found God (Hound Dog) - Elvis Presley
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ApologetiX - Found God (Hound Dog) - Elvis Presley
Parody of "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry
(1 Cor. 9:22, Romans 12:2, Titus 1:15)
Now once I was a kooky singer -- playin' in a rock and roll band
I never had no problems
Singing songs that weren't nice then
But whenever Jesus found me
God said not to sing them no more
So I decided biblically
To switch them round and check how it'd go
And they were dancin' and diggin' the music we was usin'
And just when it hit them the words were turned around
They shouted
Play that funny music right, boy
Play that funny music right
Play that funny music right, boy
They got confused
Cause I played them Sunday music in disguise
In disguise? In disguise!
LEAD
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' rock and rollin' lines
I sing but when He saved me
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
But now it's so much better
I'm pointing out the heavenly way
I get accused of stealin'
But now I turn to Wesley and say
Man they were dancin' and diggin' the music we was usin'
And just when it hit them the words were turned around
They shouted
Play that funny music right, boy
Play that funny music right
Play that funny music right, boy
They're not amused
And they say that what we're doin' isn't right
But is it right? Is it right?
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(1 Cor. 9:22, Romans 12:2, Titus 1:15)
Now once I was a kooky singer -- playin' in a rock and roll band
I never had no problems
Singing songs that weren't nice then
But whenever Jesus found me
God said not to sing them no more
So I decided biblically
To switch them round and check how it'd go
And they were dancin' and diggin' the music we was usin'
And just when it hit them the words were turned around
They shouted
Play that funny music right, boy
Play that funny music right
Play that funny music right, boy
They got confused
Cause I played them Sunday music in disguise
In disguise? In disguise!
LEAD
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' rock and rollin' lines
I sing but when He saved me
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
But now it's so much better
I'm pointing out the heavenly way
I get accused of stealin'
But now I turn to Wesley and say
Man they were dancin' and diggin' the music we was usin'
And just when it hit them the words were turned around
They shouted
Play that funny music right, boy
Play that funny music right
Play that funny music right, boy
They're not amused
And they say that what we're doin' isn't right
But is it right? Is it right?
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Play That Funny Music (Play That Funky Music) - Wild Cherry
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ApologetiX - Play That Funny Music (Play That Funky Music) - Wild Cherry
Parody of "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
(Revelation 13:8, Romans 8:29, John 6:44, 15:16, 2 Tim 1:9)
It was the past in Eden
You kept the two of them clean
They were the best man and woman that had ever been
Too bad the snake arrived
Tellin' Eve those lies
Knockin’ them out -- You closed up paradise fast
They did not have a prayer
Yet the Bible declares
You told them You'd come
But You was already there
Cause the Lamb was slain from, the earth's foundation
In Revelation, verse 13:8 it says
You -- booked it all along
Yeah, You booked it all along
From the dawn of time
You had that stuff in mind
Romans 8:29 says it's divinely designed
When we go to the cross
It's just the Father who draws
You revealed that to me in John 6:44
Went to choose You now
Today and then I found
How in fact You chose me
Today in John 15
Cause the Lamb was slain from, the earth's foundation
Predestination, defeatin' Satan
Cause You -- booked me all along
Yet You -- could see all my wrongs
You blotted them out -- and You booked me all along
Had to save me and -- You -- booked me all along
Yeah, You booked me
Then You took me
LEAD
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Revelation 13:8, Romans 8:29, John 6:44, 15:16, 2 Tim 1:9)
It was the past in Eden
You kept the two of them clean
They were the best man and woman that had ever been
Too bad the snake arrived
Tellin' Eve those lies
Knockin’ them out -- You closed up paradise fast
They did not have a prayer
Yet the Bible declares
You told them You'd come
But You was already there
Cause the Lamb was slain from, the earth's foundation
In Revelation, verse 13:8 it says
You -- booked it all along
Yeah, You booked it all along
From the dawn of time
You had that stuff in mind
Romans 8:29 says it's divinely designed
When we go to the cross
It's just the Father who draws
You revealed that to me in John 6:44
Went to choose You now
Today and then I found
How in fact You chose me
Today in John 15
Cause the Lamb was slain from, the earth's foundation
Predestination, defeatin' Satan
Cause You -- booked me all along
Yet You -- could see all my wrongs
You blotted them out -- and You booked me all along
Had to save me and -- You -- booked me all along
Yeah, You booked me
Then You took me
LEAD
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - You Booked Me All Along (You Shook Me All Night Long) - AC DC
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ApologetiX - You Booked Me All Along (You Shook Me All Night Long) - AC DC
Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth
(Luke 11:9, Luke 18: 1-8, James 4:1-3, Matt. 6:33, Matt. 7:7, Luke 17:5,Matt. 17:20)
Somebody once told me "The Lord is not your roadie
"You ain't the star so do it yourself."
I said, "Look, it's kind of dumb
If if there's things that I need done
It's a shame not to call on the Lord's help."
Well, my prayers start comin' and they don't stop comin'
I read through the rules and I think I found somethin'
Didn't make sense not to get more done
I pray real hard cause the Heavenly Son
Showed what to do, said knock and seek
So what's wrong with praying and asking
You better go look in Luke, bro
11:9 if you don't know
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – get a jump start – get a move on – get faith
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
There's a cool case so you're prayin' gets bolder
You look it up Luke 18 yeah, let's go there
When the meanest of men met the widow
Judge he was, you know if you have the right scripture
But I see his patience is gettin' pretty thin
The woman gets annoyin' so he might as well give in
The world's like that – how about the Lord
God already likes ya – and you'll never get ignored
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – fourth chapter – let me show ya – in James
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
Somebody once asked Jesus give us the capacity
To get ourselves a faith that is great
He said, "Well, why ya want help?
"You could move a little hill yourself
"If you would all use a little faith."
Well, my prayers start comin' and they don't stop comin'
I read through the rules and I think I found somethin'
Didn't make sense not to get more done
Pray it smart cause the Heavenly Son
Showed what to do, said knock and seek
So what's wrong with praying and asking
You'll never know if you don't go
You better try if you don't know
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – get a jump start – get a move on – get faith
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Luke 11:9, Luke 18: 1-8, James 4:1-3, Matt. 6:33, Matt. 7:7, Luke 17:5,Matt. 17:20)
Somebody once told me "The Lord is not your roadie
"You ain't the star so do it yourself."
I said, "Look, it's kind of dumb
If if there's things that I need done
It's a shame not to call on the Lord's help."
Well, my prayers start comin' and they don't stop comin'
I read through the rules and I think I found somethin'
Didn't make sense not to get more done
I pray real hard cause the Heavenly Son
Showed what to do, said knock and seek
So what's wrong with praying and asking
You better go look in Luke, bro
11:9 if you don't know
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – get a jump start – get a move on – get faith
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
There's a cool case so you're prayin' gets bolder
You look it up Luke 18 yeah, let's go there
When the meanest of men met the widow
Judge he was, you know if you have the right scripture
But I see his patience is gettin' pretty thin
The woman gets annoyin' so he might as well give in
The world's like that – how about the Lord
God already likes ya – and you'll never get ignored
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – fourth chapter – let me show ya – in James
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
Somebody once asked Jesus give us the capacity
To get ourselves a faith that is great
He said, "Well, why ya want help?
"You could move a little hill yourself
"If you would all use a little faith."
Well, my prayers start comin' and they don't stop comin'
I read through the rules and I think I found somethin'
Didn't make sense not to get more done
Pray it smart cause the Heavenly Son
Showed what to do, said knock and seek
So what's wrong with praying and asking
You'll never know if you don't go
You better try if you don't know
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – get a jump start – get a move on – get faith
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Pray Now (Lost Art) (All Star) - Smash Mouth
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ApologetiX - Pray Now (Lost Art) (All Star) - Smash Mouth
Parody of "Twist and Shout" by The Beatles
(Gen 25:24-27)
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know the first to come out now (First to come out)
You know he looked so red (Looked so red)
He could have played for Cincinnati now (Played for the Reds)
Became a hunter instead (Became a hunter instead)
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know, the first little boy (First little boy)
You know he looked so wild (Looked so wild)
He barely needed winter clothing now (Needed winter clothing)
He was a hairy little child (Hairy little child)
LEAD E-sau -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah Whoahhh!
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know the twins' little mom (Twins' little mom)
She knew the twins would fight (Twins would fight)
Cause they were wrestlin' deep inside her now (Wrestlin' inside her)
Just like the Lord prophesied (Lord prophesied)
When Jacob, Jacob was a baby now (3x)
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Gen 25:24-27)
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know the first to come out now (First to come out)
You know he looked so red (Looked so red)
He could have played for Cincinnati now (Played for the Reds)
Became a hunter instead (Became a hunter instead)
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know, the first little boy (First little boy)
You know he looked so wild (Looked so wild)
He barely needed winter clothing now (Needed winter clothing)
He was a hairy little child (Hairy little child)
LEAD E-sau -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah Whoahhh!
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know the twins' little mom (Twins' little mom)
She knew the twins would fight (Twins would fight)
Cause they were wrestlin' deep inside her now (Wrestlin' inside her)
Just like the Lord prophesied (Lord prophesied)
When Jacob, Jacob was a baby now (3x)
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Twins Came Out (Twist and Shout) - The Beatles
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ApologetiX - Twins Came Out (Twist and Shout) - The Beatles
Parody of "Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night
(Jeremiah 32:12-16, 36:4-32, 43:1-7, 45:1-5)
Jeremiah loved the true God
Was a good friend of mine
I never edited a single word he said
But I helped him ink his lines
And he always had me write 'em down twice, singin’
Boy, tell the world
All my voice unfurls now
Boy, tell them visions that they need to see
Going to you from me
If I were the king in the wall
I'll tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the false little gods, end the war
And make peace it’s up to you (Sing it now)
Boy, tell the world
Ah, they’re going to quarrel now
Boy, tell them issues that they need to see
Boy, it’s you and me
You know I'm not courageous
I’d love to have more fire
I'm no high-priced scribe or
Any paid ghost writer
My name's Baruch, the son of Neriah
The main dude it was Jeremiah
Boy, tell the world
Ah, the choice is theirs now
Boy, tell them this is it, believe you me
Boy, it’s true indeed
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Jeremiah 32:12-16, 36:4-32, 43:1-7, 45:1-5)
Jeremiah loved the true God
Was a good friend of mine
I never edited a single word he said
But I helped him ink his lines
And he always had me write 'em down twice, singin’
Boy, tell the world
All my voice unfurls now
Boy, tell them visions that they need to see
Going to you from me
If I were the king in the wall
I'll tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the false little gods, end the war
And make peace it’s up to you (Sing it now)
Boy, tell the world
Ah, they’re going to quarrel now
Boy, tell them issues that they need to see
Boy, it’s you and me
You know I'm not courageous
I’d love to have more fire
I'm no high-priced scribe or
Any paid ghost writer
My name's Baruch, the son of Neriah
The main dude it was Jeremiah
Boy, tell the world
Ah, the choice is theirs now
Boy, tell them this is it, believe you me
Boy, it’s true indeed
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Boy Tell the World (Joy To The World) - Three Dog Night
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ApologetiX - Boy Tell the World (Joy To The World) - Three Dog Night
Parody of "The Joker" by Steve Miller
(Isaiah 9:6; John 1:1, 1:18, 8:24, 10:33, 20:28; Acts 20:28; Romans 9:5; Philippians 2:6; Colossians 1:15, 2:9; 1 Timothy 3:16; Titus 2:13; Hebrews 1:8; 2 Peter 1:1)
Some people call Him a spaced-out poet, yeah
Some call Him an angel above
Some people from the Far East
Say they think he's a prophet who taught love
People talk about my Savior
That's why I'm doin' this song provin' He's God
Well, don't you worry, baby, don't worry
Cause the Bible right here decides who's right and who's wrong
‘Cause I’m a preacher, a born-againer
A Bible lover yet I’m a sinner
I play my music for the Son
He’s Jehovah, gonna show ya
Though you may not know yet
Look it up in John 1:1, oooh, oooh
Titus 2:13 and John 10:33
And read along in Hebrews 1 verse 8 you'll see
And Philippians 2:6 and then Colossians 2:9
And Isaiah 9:6, Romans 9:5
‘Cause I’m a preacher, a born-againer
A Bible lover yet I’m a sinner
I play my music for the Son
He’s Jehovah, gonna show ya
Though you may not know yet
Second Peter verse 1:1
Read in the Acts of the Apostles, baby
And the Gospel of John
'Cause chapter 20, verse 28, both verses, mama
Tells us Christ is our God
Go to 3:16 First Timothy and see
And read First John 5:20 'n' Colossians 1:15
John 8:24, there's plenty more, we're running out of time
John 1:18, now I showed you He's divine.
John 10:33
We are not stoning you for any of these," replied the Jews, "but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God.
(Isaiah 9:6; John 1:1, 1:18, 8:24, 10:33, 20:28; Acts 20:28; Romans 9:5; Philippians 2:6; Colossians 1:15, 2:9; 1 Timothy 3:16; Titus 2:13; Hebrews 1:8; 2 Peter 1:1)
Some people call Him a spaced-out poet, yeah
Some call Him an angel above
Some people from the Far East
Say they think he's a prophet who taught love
People talk about my Savior
That's why I'm doin' this song provin' He's God
Well, don't you worry, baby, don't worry
Cause the Bible right here decides who's right and who's wrong
‘Cause I’m a preacher, a born-againer
A Bible lover yet I’m a sinner
I play my music for the Son
He’s Jehovah, gonna show ya
Though you may not know yet
Look it up in John 1:1, oooh, oooh
Titus 2:13 and John 10:33
And read along in Hebrews 1 verse 8 you'll see
And Philippians 2:6 and then Colossians 2:9
And Isaiah 9:6, Romans 9:5
‘Cause I’m a preacher, a born-againer
A Bible lover yet I’m a sinner
I play my music for the Son
He’s Jehovah, gonna show ya
Though you may not know yet
Second Peter verse 1:1
Read in the Acts of the Apostles, baby
And the Gospel of John
'Cause chapter 20, verse 28, both verses, mama
Tells us Christ is our God
Go to 3:16 First Timothy and see
And read First John 5:20 'n' Colossians 1:15
John 8:24, there's plenty more, we're running out of time
John 1:18, now I showed you He's divine.
John 10:33
We are not stoning you for any of these," replied the Jews, "but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God.
ApologetiX - Jehovah (The Joker) - Steve Miller Band
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UEPA GOD STYLE... God Style
There was a guy that thought he had everything made
Thinking that life is all a party and parade
Trading his values for the pleasures of the moment
Till he found what was missing
The mere simplicity to every day enjoy and
All the little things that bring his family true joy and
Choose to leave behind the style he once had for his life
And choice to do it all, do it all
//For that one savior who gave His all for For all of us HEY! For all of us HEY!//
He gave us power and his grace to do it all, all, all, all
//UEPA GOD STYLE ,GOD STYLE,UEPA GOD STYLE GOD STYLE
// Hey! Faith's AMAZING! Oh oh oh oh GOD STYLE//
When you have God's love in your heart you feel like dancing
Giving him your void for his joy, He's so fulfilling
If you though that God is boring you don't know
What you are missing
Pumps you up and gets you going
The mere simplicity to every day enjoy and
All the little things that bring your family true joy and
Choose to leave behind the style he once had for your life
And choice to do it all, do it all
//I don't know why people always say God for me is not me interest//
There was a guy that thought he had everything made
Thinking that life is all a party and parade
Trading his values for the pleasures of the moment
Till he found what was missing
The mere simplicity to every day enjoy and
All the little things that bring his family true joy and
Choose to leave behind the style he once had for his life
And choice to do it all, do it all
//For that one savior who gave His all for For all of us HEY! For all of us HEY!//
He gave us power and his grace to do it all, all, all, all
//UEPA GOD STYLE ,GOD STYLE,UEPA GOD STYLE GOD STYLE
// Hey! Faith's AMAZING! Oh oh oh oh GOD STYLE//
When you have God's love in your heart you feel like dancing
Giving him your void for his joy, He's so fulfilling
If you though that God is boring you don't know
What you are missing
Pumps you up and gets you going
The mere simplicity to every day enjoy and
All the little things that bring your family true joy and
Choose to leave behind the style he once had for your life
And choice to do it all, do it all
//I don't know why people always say God for me is not me interest//
1peopletv - GOD STYLE (Oppa Gangnam Style) - Psy
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GOD STYLE (Oppa Gangnam Style) - Psy
1peopletv - I'm Blessed and I Know it (Sexy and I Know it) - LMFAO
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8am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be sharp, gotta do my hair
Can't find a bowl, no time for cereal
End of the weekend, time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gonna go to church with us, Stop!
Can't forget my Bible, God is my friend
Mom is in the front seat
Gettin' in the back seat
Gotta make our minds up
Which service will we make?
It's Sunday, Sunday
Headin to church on Sunday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the Easter weekend
Sunday, Sunday
Celebratin' Sunday
Everybody's lookin' to the Easter weekend
Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
1 2 3 C's
Lookin' forward to Community
9:30, we're steppin' in the service
Music, message, don't want time to fly
Fun, fun, church can be fun
You know that it is
I got this, you got this
Communion by my right, 'ey
I got this you, got this
Offering bag it...
Kickin' in the front pew
Sittin' in the back pew
Gotta make my mind up
Which row will we take?
It's Sunday, Sunday
Headin to church on Sunday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the Easter weekend
Sunday, Sunday
Celebratin' Sunday
Everybody's lookin' to the Easter weekend
Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
1 2 3 C's
Lookin' forward to Community
I remember Thursday, Thursday
And that Go-od Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We know Jesus is alive today
Yesterday was Saturday
And Monday comes after...church
I don't want this service to end
(Rap)
Yeah, Yeah,
Hey Sadie B...it's your main homeboys,
BP and Master E!
I'm kickin' in the front seat, I'm ridin' shotgun, BP's drivin'
We're goin' to church on Saturday night....
Ho!
Tomorrow is Easter...
Oh, look there's a tree, and a fire truck, and another car,
That car is orange!
Nothing rhymes with orange!
Let's go to church!
It's Easter weekend, c'mon, c'mon...
Gotta be sharp, gotta do my hair
Can't find a bowl, no time for cereal
End of the weekend, time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gonna go to church with us, Stop!
Can't forget my Bible, God is my friend
Mom is in the front seat
Gettin' in the back seat
Gotta make our minds up
Which service will we make?
It's Sunday, Sunday
Headin to church on Sunday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the Easter weekend
Sunday, Sunday
Celebratin' Sunday
Everybody's lookin' to the Easter weekend
Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
1 2 3 C's
Lookin' forward to Community
9:30, we're steppin' in the service
Music, message, don't want time to fly
Fun, fun, church can be fun
You know that it is
I got this, you got this
Communion by my right, 'ey
I got this you, got this
Offering bag it...
Kickin' in the front pew
Sittin' in the back pew
Gotta make my mind up
Which row will we take?
It's Sunday, Sunday
Headin to church on Sunday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the Easter weekend
Sunday, Sunday
Celebratin' Sunday
Everybody's lookin' to the Easter weekend
Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
1 2 3 C's
Lookin' forward to Community
I remember Thursday, Thursday
And that Go-od Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We know Jesus is alive today
Yesterday was Saturday
And Monday comes after...church
I don't want this service to end
(Rap)
Yeah, Yeah,
Hey Sadie B...it's your main homeboys,
BP and Master E!
I'm kickin' in the front seat, I'm ridin' shotgun, BP's drivin'
We're goin' to church on Saturday night....
Ho!
Tomorrow is Easter...
Oh, look there's a tree, and a fire truck, and another car,
That car is orange!
Nothing rhymes with orange!
Let's go to church!
It's Easter weekend, c'mon, c'mon...
Sadie B - Sunday (Rebecca Black - Friday)
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Kid Divine - Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen - christian rap remix
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I know You saved me (Call Me Maybe) - Carly Rae Jepsen
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I know You saved me (Call Me Maybe) - Carly Rae Jepsen
Follow me maybe (Call Me Maybe) - Carly Rae Jepsen
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Follow me maybe (Call Me Maybe) - Carly Rae Jepsen
Lutheran Church - Alleluia! (Call Me Maybe) - Carly Rae Jepsen - Naperville, Illinois
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Lutheran Church - Alleluia! (Call Me Maybe) - Carly Rae Jepsen - Naperville, Illinois
Called on Jesus (Call Me Maybe) - Carly Rae Jepsen
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Called on Jesus (Call Me Maybe) - Carly Rae Jepsen
I said a prayer for my soul,
Cause He can heal all sorrows
When I'm at the crossroads,
He shows me the way
He stole my heart, yes he did
I pray to talk to him
All my worries are gone,
He shows me the way
So why ain't you adorin'
You don't have to be worried
He knows what the futures holdin'
So come and pray with me, baby!
Hey, I just met you,
And you might think I'm crazy,
But here's His number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
When all hope seems lost,
Don't despair,
Cause here's His number,
Call Jesus, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And you might think I'm crazy,
But here's His number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
and Yes, the devil might,
Try to chase you,
So here's His number,
call Jesus, maybe?
Sometimes we can't hear his call,
and then we take a fall
But he gives strength to us all,
We just have to pray
He has the power to heal
He knows just how you feel
He has the insight that's real
There's nothing in his way
So why ain't you adorin'
You don't have to be worried
He knows what the futures holdin'
So come and pray with me, baby!
Hey, I just met you,
And you might think I'm crazy,
But here's His number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
When all hope seems lost,
Don't despair,
Cause here's His number,
Call Jesus, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And you might think I'm crazy,
But here's His number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
and Yes, the devil might,
Try to chase you,
So here's His number,
call Jesus, maybe?
Before I let him in my life life
I missed him so bad
I missed him so bad
I missed him so, so bad
Before I let him in life
I missed Him so bad
And you should know that
I missed Him so, so bad
I came to pray,
and you can join in
so here's his number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And you might think I'm crazy,
But here's His number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
and Yes, the devil might,
Try to chase you,
So here's His number,
call Jesus, maybe?
Before I let him in my life
I missed him so bad
I missed him so bad
I missed him so, so bad
Before I let him in my life
I missed him so bad
And you should know that
So call Jesus, maybe?
Cause He can heal all sorrows
When I'm at the crossroads,
He shows me the way
He stole my heart, yes he did
I pray to talk to him
All my worries are gone,
He shows me the way
So why ain't you adorin'
You don't have to be worried
He knows what the futures holdin'
So come and pray with me, baby!
Hey, I just met you,
And you might think I'm crazy,
But here's His number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
When all hope seems lost,
Don't despair,
Cause here's His number,
Call Jesus, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And you might think I'm crazy,
But here's His number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
and Yes, the devil might,
Try to chase you,
So here's His number,
call Jesus, maybe?
Sometimes we can't hear his call,
and then we take a fall
But he gives strength to us all,
We just have to pray
He has the power to heal
He knows just how you feel
He has the insight that's real
There's nothing in his way
So why ain't you adorin'
You don't have to be worried
He knows what the futures holdin'
So come and pray with me, baby!
Hey, I just met you,
And you might think I'm crazy,
But here's His number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
When all hope seems lost,
Don't despair,
Cause here's His number,
Call Jesus, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And you might think I'm crazy,
But here's His number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
and Yes, the devil might,
Try to chase you,
So here's His number,
call Jesus, maybe?
Before I let him in my life life
I missed him so bad
I missed him so bad
I missed him so, so bad
Before I let him in life
I missed Him so bad
And you should know that
I missed Him so, so bad
I came to pray,
and you can join in
so here's his number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And you might think I'm crazy,
But here's His number,
So call Jesus, maybe?
and Yes, the devil might,
Try to chase you,
So here's His number,
call Jesus, maybe?
Before I let him in my life
I missed him so bad
I missed him so bad
I missed him so, so bad
Before I let him in my life
I missed him so bad
And you should know that
So call Jesus, maybe?
Call Jesus Maybe (Call Me Maybe) - Carly Rae Jepsen
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ApologetiX - Jehovah (The Joker) - Steve Miller Band
Parody of "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees
(Psalm 119:105, Eph. 5:8, 1 John 1:7)
Well you can tell by the way I used to walk
I was once a man with no time for God
Knew about the risen Lord
But didn't check Him out till I got bored
And then I saw the light; I got saved
I used to look for other ways
But given time, I'd understand
I knew the Bible had the plan
Whether you're in trouble or livin' in a bubble
You stay in the light, say in the light
Even when you're shaken you're never God-forsaken
Just stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light
Well, the Bible was divinely inspired
And if you can't believe it, you need to try
Got the things of Heaven all can use
And a plan for man where you just can't lose
You now, it's all right, it's O.K.
He'll let you be your stubborn way
But Jesus Christ is comin', man
I know your times are in His hands
Whether you're in trouble or livin' in a bubble
You stay in the light, say in the light
Even when you're shaken you'll never fall to Satan
If you stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light
I'm gonna show ya Psalm hundred-nineteen
The Bible is your lamp
I'm gonna show ya the Bible is your lamp
So stay in the light!
Well you can tell by the way I used to walk
I was once a man with no time for God
And you may doubt that it's for sure
But I'm a Christian now since I'm reborn
And now, it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look for other ways
You need the light to understand
So use your Bible as your lamp
Whether you're in trouble or livin' in a bubble
You stay in the light, say in the light
Even when you're shaken Ephesians 5 verse 8 says
Just stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light
I'm gonna show ya Psalm hundred-nineteen
The Bible is your lamp
I'm gonna show ya the Bible is your lamp
So stay in the light!
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Psalm 119:105, Eph. 5:8, 1 John 1:7)
Well you can tell by the way I used to walk
I was once a man with no time for God
Knew about the risen Lord
But didn't check Him out till I got bored
And then I saw the light; I got saved
I used to look for other ways
But given time, I'd understand
I knew the Bible had the plan
Whether you're in trouble or livin' in a bubble
You stay in the light, say in the light
Even when you're shaken you're never God-forsaken
Just stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light
Well, the Bible was divinely inspired
And if you can't believe it, you need to try
Got the things of Heaven all can use
And a plan for man where you just can't lose
You now, it's all right, it's O.K.
He'll let you be your stubborn way
But Jesus Christ is comin', man
I know your times are in His hands
Whether you're in trouble or livin' in a bubble
You stay in the light, say in the light
Even when you're shaken you'll never fall to Satan
If you stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light
I'm gonna show ya Psalm hundred-nineteen
The Bible is your lamp
I'm gonna show ya the Bible is your lamp
So stay in the light!
Well you can tell by the way I used to walk
I was once a man with no time for God
And you may doubt that it's for sure
But I'm a Christian now since I'm reborn
And now, it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look for other ways
You need the light to understand
So use your Bible as your lamp
Whether you're in trouble or livin' in a bubble
You stay in the light, say in the light
Even when you're shaken Ephesians 5 verse 8 says
Just stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light, stay in the light
Ah, ah, ah, ah stay in the light
I'm gonna show ya Psalm hundred-nineteen
The Bible is your lamp
I'm gonna show ya the Bible is your lamp
So stay in the light!
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ApologetiX - Stay In the Light (Stayin' Alive) - Bee Gees
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ApologetiX - Stay In the Light (Stayin' Alive) - Bee Gees
Parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
(John 3:3, Revelation 3:20)
He's been through crucifixion,that cat's been through it all.
Christ's real,he ain't religion,God's Words gonna save your soul.
He's into new creation,proved it when he came alive.
He's God,are you a christian?
Forget those pagan lies.
He'll make you take your cross up,and go stand against the grain.
He'll make you leave this crazy life,and He'll take away your shame,
If ypu're truly born again,c'mon.
Let Christ in right now,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of
Don't pussyfoot around,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of
You'll live forever then,and your sins will He will dispose of.
He will bail you out,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of (x3)
Wake up,you know you're sinnin',and it's fun 'til it leads to hell.
He took your part and He took your punishment,
He wants to save me and you as well.
Your newer nature's goin; to make your older friends complain,
But once you have a faith in him,you'll never be the same.
'Cause I think you're gonna change,
C'mon.
Let Christ in right now,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of
Don't pussyfoot around,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of
You'll live forever then,and your sins will He will dispose of.
He will bail you out,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of (x3)
He'll make you take your cross up and go stand against the grain,
He'll make you leave this crazy life,but He'll take away your shame.
Bite the bullet and get saved,
C'mon.
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(John 3:3, Revelation 3:20)
He's been through crucifixion,that cat's been through it all.
Christ's real,he ain't religion,God's Words gonna save your soul.
He's into new creation,proved it when he came alive.
He's God,are you a christian?
Forget those pagan lies.
He'll make you take your cross up,and go stand against the grain.
He'll make you leave this crazy life,and He'll take away your shame,
If ypu're truly born again,c'mon.
Let Christ in right now,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of
Don't pussyfoot around,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of
You'll live forever then,and your sins will He will dispose of.
He will bail you out,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of (x3)
Wake up,you know you're sinnin',and it's fun 'til it leads to hell.
He took your part and He took your punishment,
He wants to save me and you as well.
Your newer nature's goin; to make your older friends complain,
But once you have a faith in him,you'll never be the same.
'Cause I think you're gonna change,
C'mon.
Let Christ in right now,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of
Don't pussyfoot around,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of
You'll live forever then,and your sins will He will dispose of.
He will bail you out,
Livin' what Jesus spoke of (x3)
He'll make you take your cross up and go stand against the grain,
He'll make you leave this crazy life,but He'll take away your shame.
Bite the bullet and get saved,
C'mon.
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of (Livin' La Vida Loca) - Ricky Martin
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ApologetiX - Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of (Livin' La Vida Loca) - Ricky Martin
Parody of "Barbara Ann" by Beach Boys
(Psalm 23, John 10:1-30, Matt. 25:31-46, Heb. 13:20, 1 Peter 2:25, 5:4, Luke 10:3)
Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs
Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa
I'm a lamb -- in God's hand -- I'm a lamb
He's got a flock of lambs who know Him
Robbers cannot steal 'em from His hand
Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs
Went through the fence, lookin' for some friends
God saw me scram so He brought me back again
Cause I'm a lamb in God's hand
You got to follow where He's goin'
God'll take you in the Promised Land
CHORUS
Tried many moves -- Tried getting loose
Tried petting zoos but I knew they wouldn't do
Cause I'm a lamb in God's hand
You got to follow where He's goin'
God'll take you in the Promised Land
Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs
CHORUS
Baa! We're lambs, Baa! We're lambs, Baa! We're lambs ...
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(Psalm 23, John 10:1-30, Matt. 25:31-46, Heb. 13:20, 1 Peter 2:25, 5:4, Luke 10:3)
Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs
Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa
I'm a lamb -- in God's hand -- I'm a lamb
He's got a flock of lambs who know Him
Robbers cannot steal 'em from His hand
Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs
Went through the fence, lookin' for some friends
God saw me scram so He brought me back again
Cause I'm a lamb in God's hand
You got to follow where He's goin'
God'll take you in the Promised Land
CHORUS
Tried many moves -- Tried getting loose
Tried petting zoos but I knew they wouldn't do
Cause I'm a lamb in God's hand
You got to follow where He's goin'
God'll take you in the Promised Land
Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs
CHORUS
Baa! We're lambs, Baa! We're lambs, Baa! We're lambs ...
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Baa! We're Lambs (Barbara Ann) - The Beach Boys
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ApologetiX - Baa! We're Lambs (Barbara Ann) - The Beach Boys
Parody of "Get Down Tonight" by KC And the Sunshine Band
(Matthew 18:12-13; Luke 15:4-6)
Baby, baby, let’s get the Shepherd
Honey, hon, He’s seeking you
In Luke 15, ah, do ya think that we’d lie to you?
Are you a little lamb? Maybe a little lost?
Get found tonight! Get found tonight
You a little lamb? Maybe a little lost?
Get found tonight! Get found tonight
Baby, baby, He’ll meet you
Name the place, name the time
When sheep have left the pasture
He’ll leave the 99
CHORUS
Matthew 18, uh-huh, I like it – Matthew 18, uh-huh, I like it
Sheep, sheep, sheep – Shepherd’s looking, Shepherd’s looking
Sheep, sheep, sheep – Shepherd’s looking, Shepherd’s looking
Are you looking man, are you looking man, turn to God
Are you looking man, are you looking man, you must be lost!
Sheep, He’s coming now, Sheep, He’s coming now
Don’t stop Him now, He’ll stop at nothing
Sheep, don’t go!
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Matthew 18:12-13; Luke 15:4-6)
Baby, baby, let’s get the Shepherd
Honey, hon, He’s seeking you
In Luke 15, ah, do ya think that we’d lie to you?
Are you a little lamb? Maybe a little lost?
Get found tonight! Get found tonight
You a little lamb? Maybe a little lost?
Get found tonight! Get found tonight
Baby, baby, He’ll meet you
Name the place, name the time
When sheep have left the pasture
He’ll leave the 99
CHORUS
Matthew 18, uh-huh, I like it – Matthew 18, uh-huh, I like it
Sheep, sheep, sheep – Shepherd’s looking, Shepherd’s looking
Sheep, sheep, sheep – Shepherd’s looking, Shepherd’s looking
Are you looking man, are you looking man, turn to God
Are you looking man, are you looking man, you must be lost!
Sheep, He’s coming now, Sheep, He’s coming now
Don’t stop Him now, He’ll stop at nothing
Sheep, don’t go!
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Get found tonight (Get down tonight) - KC and the Sunshine band
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ApologetiX - Get found tonight (Get down tonight) - KC and the Sunshine band
Parody of "I'm a Believer" by The Monkees
(Ephesians 2:8-9, Romans 8:32, Matthew 10:8, John 1:12)
I thought God was only Jewish fairy tales
Meant for someone else with lots more faith
All my doubts depressed me -- that's the way it stayed
Till a voice said, “Honey, call my name”
Then I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
God replaced -- the doubt in my mind -- I've been loved
I'm a receiver -- Got the Redeemer in my life
I thought God was more impressed with givin' things
He said, “Boy, I gave the best I got
“What's the use in strivin'? All your debt is paid
“Didn't leave a punchline on My grave”
Then I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
Got a place -- a palace on high -- up above
I'm a receiver -- I'm gonna be there if I die
What's the use in strivin? All your debt is paid
Check out Romans 10:9 -- I got saved
When I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
Mama says -- I'm out of my mind -- I've been touched
I'm a receiver -- I got Ephesians 2:8,9
Then I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
Not afraid -- about when I die
Now I'm a receiver, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Ephesians 2:8-9, Romans 8:32, Matthew 10:8, John 1:12)
I thought God was only Jewish fairy tales
Meant for someone else with lots more faith
All my doubts depressed me -- that's the way it stayed
Till a voice said, “Honey, call my name”
Then I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
God replaced -- the doubt in my mind -- I've been loved
I'm a receiver -- Got the Redeemer in my life
I thought God was more impressed with givin' things
He said, “Boy, I gave the best I got
“What's the use in strivin'? All your debt is paid
“Didn't leave a punchline on My grave”
Then I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
Got a place -- a palace on high -- up above
I'm a receiver -- I'm gonna be there if I die
What's the use in strivin? All your debt is paid
Check out Romans 10:9 -- I got saved
When I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
Mama says -- I'm out of my mind -- I've been touched
I'm a receiver -- I got Ephesians 2:8,9
Then I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
Not afraid -- about when I die
Now I'm a receiver, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - I'm a Receiver (I'm a Believer) - Monkees
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ApologetiX - I'm a Receiver (I'm a Believer) - Monkees
Parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" by The Four Seasons
(Colossians 2:16-17, Romans 14:4-6)
Oh, holy night -- Late December 5 or 6 B.C.
Was a special time in history
In Bethlehem -- oh, holy night
Oh, holy night -- You know we still don't even know the date
The time of year or month when Jesus came
Celebrate it every night
Oh, I -- I got a funny feeling that the Lord ain't amused
When we fight-- about which holidays we all should use
Oh, holy night -- It's not timing that's the vital thing
Jesus never changes seasonally -- Late December or July
Why raise a fuss about which holy days are better?
Those things are shadows now and Jesus is all that matters
Oh, holy night
FIRST RAP
Scholars ain’t sure 'bout the birth of our Lord
It could 6 B.C., 5 B.C. 4
The current way we figure out time was not designed
Till 500 years after Christ arrived and died
And the guy who tried to find the right time when Christ had died
And design the time line with B.C. and A.D.
Should get a B, C, or a D for sloppy math
And maybe a new abacus on top of that
Oh, wow, Co-loss-i-ans 2:16, let no one judge you
In regard to sabbaths, holidays or what's good food
Oh, holy night
Put the tinsel on the tree tonight
Read along in Romans 14:5 -- Celebrate it when you like
SECOND RAP
Frankly in the valley of death He's a powerful shepherd in December
Or whatever date the calendar sets
I think I counted 11 months without it and yet
The Christmas holiday gets a vast amount of attention
So I thought I would mention that we don’t know just when the
Holy blessed event took place -- It might have been May
The Bible ain’t specific about the month or the day
With Orthodox Christmas it’s January 6th
For the rest of us Christians December 25th
But the most important thing is that Christ is Lord and King
And that’s all the more reason to lift up the Lord Jesus
In all the four seasons
The Christmas rush may be over in December
But up in Heaven they'll be praising the Lord forever
Oh, holy night
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Colossians 2:16-17, Romans 14:4-6)
Oh, holy night -- Late December 5 or 6 B.C.
Was a special time in history
In Bethlehem -- oh, holy night
Oh, holy night -- You know we still don't even know the date
The time of year or month when Jesus came
Celebrate it every night
Oh, I -- I got a funny feeling that the Lord ain't amused
When we fight-- about which holidays we all should use
Oh, holy night -- It's not timing that's the vital thing
Jesus never changes seasonally -- Late December or July
Why raise a fuss about which holy days are better?
Those things are shadows now and Jesus is all that matters
Oh, holy night
FIRST RAP
Scholars ain’t sure 'bout the birth of our Lord
It could 6 B.C., 5 B.C. 4
The current way we figure out time was not designed
Till 500 years after Christ arrived and died
And the guy who tried to find the right time when Christ had died
And design the time line with B.C. and A.D.
Should get a B, C, or a D for sloppy math
And maybe a new abacus on top of that
Oh, wow, Co-loss-i-ans 2:16, let no one judge you
In regard to sabbaths, holidays or what's good food
Oh, holy night
Put the tinsel on the tree tonight
Read along in Romans 14:5 -- Celebrate it when you like
SECOND RAP
Frankly in the valley of death He's a powerful shepherd in December
Or whatever date the calendar sets
I think I counted 11 months without it and yet
The Christmas holiday gets a vast amount of attention
So I thought I would mention that we don’t know just when the
Holy blessed event took place -- It might have been May
The Bible ain’t specific about the month or the day
With Orthodox Christmas it’s January 6th
For the rest of us Christians December 25th
But the most important thing is that Christ is Lord and King
And that’s all the more reason to lift up the Lord Jesus
In all the four seasons
The Christmas rush may be over in December
But up in Heaven they'll be praising the Lord forever
Oh, holy night
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - December 5 Or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) (Parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)") - The Four Seasons
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ApologetiX - December 5 Or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) (Parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)") - The Four Seasons
Parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
(Micah 5:2)
Ladies and Gentlemen ... it's in Micah #5
Want ... to ... read verse 5
2 in Micah in the Bible cause it prophesies
To the little town of Bethlehem and
The Lord says it once was pretty puny
But it's really important
In about 700 B.C.
Old Micah said the Son of God would be
Born eventually, prophetically in Bethlehem Ephrathah
The birthplace of King David
Now you get the Saviour
So what can I do to really thank You my Lord
I see Your birthday is just around the corner
Anything I buy, it's all Yours
Tell me somethin' to get You, I'm stumped here
A little bit of Hannukah -- candlelight
A little bit of caroling -- songs outside
A little bitty wreath -- that's small and green
A little bit of tinsel -- on my tree
A little bit of Santa -- just for fun
A little bit of Mary -- she's Christ's mom
Oh little town of Bethlehem -- in the sand
A little baby, too -- hey, He's the Man!
Micah No. 5!
God's Son came down -- They moved Him all around
Came to Bethlehem town but then Herod tracked Him down
So His mom and dad left -- on one sad night
Went down to Egypt -- and once Herod died
Nazareth was -- the place that they'd reside
They said it looks like this kid is gonna be the Christ
CHORUS
Trust it! I trust it!
Micah No. 5 -- ha, ha, ha
CHORUS
Micah 5:2
God above has a bird's-eye view
His human Son was prophesied
You can read it in Micah 5
Micah No. 5
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Micah 5:2)
Ladies and Gentlemen ... it's in Micah #5
Want ... to ... read verse 5
2 in Micah in the Bible cause it prophesies
To the little town of Bethlehem and
The Lord says it once was pretty puny
But it's really important
In about 700 B.C.
Old Micah said the Son of God would be
Born eventually, prophetically in Bethlehem Ephrathah
The birthplace of King David
Now you get the Saviour
So what can I do to really thank You my Lord
I see Your birthday is just around the corner
Anything I buy, it's all Yours
Tell me somethin' to get You, I'm stumped here
A little bit of Hannukah -- candlelight
A little bit of caroling -- songs outside
A little bitty wreath -- that's small and green
A little bit of tinsel -- on my tree
A little bit of Santa -- just for fun
A little bit of Mary -- she's Christ's mom
Oh little town of Bethlehem -- in the sand
A little baby, too -- hey, He's the Man!
Micah No. 5!
God's Son came down -- They moved Him all around
Came to Bethlehem town but then Herod tracked Him down
So His mom and dad left -- on one sad night
Went down to Egypt -- and once Herod died
Nazareth was -- the place that they'd reside
They said it looks like this kid is gonna be the Christ
CHORUS
Trust it! I trust it!
Micah No. 5 -- ha, ha, ha
CHORUS
Micah 5:2
God above has a bird's-eye view
His human Son was prophesied
You can read it in Micah 5
Micah No. 5
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Micah No. 5 (Mambo No. 5) - Lou Bega
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ApologetiX - Micah No. 5 (Mambo No. 5) - Lou Bega
Parody of "YMCA" by Village People
(Exodus 3:13-15, Exodus 20:7)
One man, with the sheep he was found
I said, one man, saw a bush on the mount
He said, "How come it's not burnt to the ground?
"Guess I need to see what's happening!"
One man in a place long ago
I said, one man, who for short we'll call, "Mo"
He went up there, and the LORD he did find
And he learned God's name for all time
He spelled His name with just YHWH
He spelled His name with just YHWH
They have Exodus 3 -- if you plan to read more
You can learn all about the Lord
YHWH -- He spelled His name with just YHWH
Can you guess what it means
Just "I am that I am"
He's the Lord God of Abraham
Some men spell it L-O-R-D
I said, some men use a J and a V
I said, hey man, ain't no big deal to me
But you've got to know just one thing:
No man should take God's name in vain
Cause He commands us to honor His name
He's our Father, Lord and YHWH
All those names work well when you pray
CHORUS
Back then, with the ancient Hebrews
They did not have a, e, i, o’s or u's
And so Moses had no vowels he could buy
Wheel of Fortune shows were so dry
That's why sometimes there when you read
You'll find capitalized letters L-O-R-D
There's a place there for the YHWH
You can just pronounce it Yahweh
CHORUS
YHWH -- the Tetragrammaton – YHWH
Yahweh, Yahweh – it’s a name of renown
Yahweh, Yahweh – it’s a most awesome sound
YHWH – the highest one is – YHWH
No man, no man, should take God’s name in vain
Cause He commands us to honor His name
YHWH – so just go to Him
Hebrews 3:15
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Exodus 3:13-15, Exodus 20:7)
One man, with the sheep he was found
I said, one man, saw a bush on the mount
He said, "How come it's not burnt to the ground?
"Guess I need to see what's happening!"
One man in a place long ago
I said, one man, who for short we'll call, "Mo"
He went up there, and the LORD he did find
And he learned God's name for all time
He spelled His name with just YHWH
He spelled His name with just YHWH
They have Exodus 3 -- if you plan to read more
You can learn all about the Lord
YHWH -- He spelled His name with just YHWH
Can you guess what it means
Just "I am that I am"
He's the Lord God of Abraham
Some men spell it L-O-R-D
I said, some men use a J and a V
I said, hey man, ain't no big deal to me
But you've got to know just one thing:
No man should take God's name in vain
Cause He commands us to honor His name
He's our Father, Lord and YHWH
All those names work well when you pray
CHORUS
Back then, with the ancient Hebrews
They did not have a, e, i, o’s or u's
And so Moses had no vowels he could buy
Wheel of Fortune shows were so dry
That's why sometimes there when you read
You'll find capitalized letters L-O-R-D
There's a place there for the YHWH
You can just pronounce it Yahweh
CHORUS
YHWH -- the Tetragrammaton – YHWH
Yahweh, Yahweh – it’s a name of renown
Yahweh, Yahweh – it’s a most awesome sound
YHWH – the highest one is – YHWH
No man, no man, should take God’s name in vain
Cause He commands us to honor His name
YHWH – so just go to Him
Hebrews 3:15
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - YHWH (YMCA) - Village People
[postlink]http://christianremix.mymusic4me.net/2012/07/apologetix-jonah-jonah-mony-mony-tommy.html[/postlink]
ApologetiX - YHWH (YMCA) - Village People
Parody of "Mony Mony" by Tommy James & the Shondells
(Jonah 1-3)
Fishy come 'round and ate ya Jonah, Jonah
Cause you was bound out of town far from home yeah
Had you in his stomach for three long nights now
Because-a God said go to Ninevah
But you didn't, huh?
I said yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!)
You makin' things (Jonah, Jonah)
So hard
Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!)
Prayed please save me Jonah, Jonah
God's gonna get it done – hold on Jonah
Whale's not lookin' like he feels so good, yeah
Well, don't look now but he's gonna vomit
So hold on Jonah
Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!)
He made the whale
Throw up
Hey!
Throw up
Ooh you was too boney, bo-bo-boney
Ooh that's what he told me, tol-tol-told me
Tasted like spumoni, mo-mo-moni
Mixed with macaroni, ro-ro-roni
Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!)
©2000 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Jonah 1-3)
Fishy come 'round and ate ya Jonah, Jonah
Cause you was bound out of town far from home yeah
Had you in his stomach for three long nights now
Because-a God said go to Ninevah
But you didn't, huh?
I said yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!)
You makin' things (Jonah, Jonah)
So hard
Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!)
Prayed please save me Jonah, Jonah
God's gonna get it done – hold on Jonah
Whale's not lookin' like he feels so good, yeah
Well, don't look now but he's gonna vomit
So hold on Jonah
Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!)
He made the whale
Throw up
Hey!
Throw up
Ooh you was too boney, bo-bo-boney
Ooh that's what he told me, tol-tol-told me
Tasted like spumoni, mo-mo-moni
Mixed with macaroni, ro-ro-roni
Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!)
©2000 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Jonah Jonah - (Mony Mony) - Tommy James & The Shondells
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ApologetiX - Jonah Jonah - (Mony Mony) - Tommy James & The Shondells
Parody of "Love Shack" by The B-52's
(Daniel 1:7, 3:1-30; 1 Peter 4:12-13)
Hey, there's three real famous guys in the Bible you know
And the in-between guy's name is Meee-shach!
Meschach, yeah, yeah
I read about them in Daniel one day
Look in chapter 1:7 babe
And then you can go get their names
They got treated harsh by the king of the world (go get their names)
When they didn't bow down to his gold statue (go get their names)
They got in a crisis and just about perished from burnin' up
Hey, king, your joke's not funny
Well-a Meshach was an Israelite faced with
Mean King Neb'chadnezzar
Meshach, baby – ah Meshach baby
Meshach, baby, Shadrach, Meshach, baby, Shadrach
Ah, babe, Abednego’s last
Simon says, kneel and pray fools
You must do as the law says!
Well, sittin’ way back in the middle of a field
There’s a 90-foot statue; ya gotta pray to that
Glitter on the statue didn’t make the guys pray
Even if they got scorched, they would trust in Yahweh
Well-a Meshach was an Israelite faced with
Mean King Neb'chadnezzar
Meshach, baby – Meshach baby
Meshach – Neb’chadnezzar’s mad
Meshach’s no scaredy cat
Huffin’ and a hissin’ guess he wasn’t bluffin’
Nebuchadnezzar shoved ‘em in the hottest of ovens
But hold on kiddies
Cause everybody’s movin’ around and around and around and around
Nebby got confused and said, “I thought we threw them in with
Ropes tied ‘em up – now guys how’d they get out?
There’s four bodies movin’ – there’s another dude in there and
Come here, Meschach – want you to come back!”
Often a crisis looks as big as a whale and you’re about to get nailed
But God isn’t far, He sees you now buddy
So come on and pray – you’re cool, stop running
CHORUS
Wait, wait, wait on the Lord, baby! Talk a little louder soldier
Wait, wait, wait on the Lord baby! I can’t hear you!
Wait, wait! On the Lord, baby! Wait, wait! On the Lord!
Wait, wait! On the Lord, baby! Batman!
Girls, what?!! Same tune … trust me
Meshach, baby, Shadrach (Ah, baby, trustworthy chaps, yeah)
Meshach, baby, Shadrach (Ah, baby, trustworthy chaps)
(Hope you learned a lesson standin’ in the oven with a-Meshach)
Daniel 3:26
Nebuchadnezzar then approached the opening of the blazing furnace and shouted, “Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, servants of the Most High God, come out! Come here!” So Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego came out of the fire ...
©2004 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Daniel 1:7, 3:1-30; 1 Peter 4:12-13)
Hey, there's three real famous guys in the Bible you know
And the in-between guy's name is Meee-shach!
Meschach, yeah, yeah
I read about them in Daniel one day
Look in chapter 1:7 babe
And then you can go get their names
They got treated harsh by the king of the world (go get their names)
When they didn't bow down to his gold statue (go get their names)
They got in a crisis and just about perished from burnin' up
Hey, king, your joke's not funny
Well-a Meshach was an Israelite faced with
Mean King Neb'chadnezzar
Meshach, baby – ah Meshach baby
Meshach, baby, Shadrach, Meshach, baby, Shadrach
Ah, babe, Abednego’s last
Simon says, kneel and pray fools
You must do as the law says!
Well, sittin’ way back in the middle of a field
There’s a 90-foot statue; ya gotta pray to that
Glitter on the statue didn’t make the guys pray
Even if they got scorched, they would trust in Yahweh
Well-a Meshach was an Israelite faced with
Mean King Neb'chadnezzar
Meshach, baby – Meshach baby
Meshach – Neb’chadnezzar’s mad
Meshach’s no scaredy cat
Huffin’ and a hissin’ guess he wasn’t bluffin’
Nebuchadnezzar shoved ‘em in the hottest of ovens
But hold on kiddies
Cause everybody’s movin’ around and around and around and around
Nebby got confused and said, “I thought we threw them in with
Ropes tied ‘em up – now guys how’d they get out?
There’s four bodies movin’ – there’s another dude in there and
Come here, Meschach – want you to come back!”
Often a crisis looks as big as a whale and you’re about to get nailed
But God isn’t far, He sees you now buddy
So come on and pray – you’re cool, stop running
CHORUS
Wait, wait, wait on the Lord, baby! Talk a little louder soldier
Wait, wait, wait on the Lord baby! I can’t hear you!
Wait, wait! On the Lord, baby! Wait, wait! On the Lord!
Wait, wait! On the Lord, baby! Batman!
Girls, what?!! Same tune … trust me
Meshach, baby, Shadrach (Ah, baby, trustworthy chaps, yeah)
Meshach, baby, Shadrach (Ah, baby, trustworthy chaps)
(Hope you learned a lesson standin’ in the oven with a-Meshach)
Daniel 3:26
Nebuchadnezzar then approached the opening of the blazing furnace and shouted, “Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, servants of the Most High God, come out! Come here!” So Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego came out of the fire ...
©2004 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Meshach (Love Shack) - B52's
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ApologetiX - Meshach (Love Shack) - B52's
Parody of "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Seger
(Romans 3:10, 3:23, 5:8, 5:12, 6:23, 8:1, 10:9)
Just take those old directions off the shelf
I'm sending us into the Bible Belt
To take you the way God can save souls
I'll ride that old time Romans Road
Don't try to take me to a different road
You'll never even get me -- I'll never go
But take me on the highway straight for the Lord
I like that old time Romans Road
I like that old time Romans Road
That avenue it just saves your soul
I rev my engines down the streets of gold
With that old time Romans Road
Although I hear the way is narrow
All other avenues are bumpy old roads
There's only one sure way to get me to God
That way's the old time Romans Road
CHORUS
Romans 3:23 is what you read
Then find verse 5:8 then verse 6:23
Then take Romans 10:9 to save your soul
And that’s the old time Romans Road
CHORUS
I like that old time Romans Road
That avenue it just saves your soul
I read a missive 'bout the faith of old
It's that old time Romans Road
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Romans 3:10, 3:23, 5:8, 5:12, 6:23, 8:1, 10:9)
Just take those old directions off the shelf
I'm sending us into the Bible Belt
To take you the way God can save souls
I'll ride that old time Romans Road
Don't try to take me to a different road
You'll never even get me -- I'll never go
But take me on the highway straight for the Lord
I like that old time Romans Road
I like that old time Romans Road
That avenue it just saves your soul
I rev my engines down the streets of gold
With that old time Romans Road
Although I hear the way is narrow
All other avenues are bumpy old roads
There's only one sure way to get me to God
That way's the old time Romans Road
CHORUS
Romans 3:23 is what you read
Then find verse 5:8 then verse 6:23
Then take Romans 10:9 to save your soul
And that’s the old time Romans Road
CHORUS
I like that old time Romans Road
That avenue it just saves your soul
I read a missive 'bout the faith of old
It's that old time Romans Road
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Old Time Romans Road (Old Time Rock and Roll) - Bob Seager
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TheRealCassieSons - Bibles Up (Bottom's Up)
Labels:
* TheRealCassieSons
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Thoughts4theherd - Hot N Cold (Katy Perry)
Thoughts4theherd - Fire Burning (Sean Kingston)
Labels:
* Thoughts4theherd,
= Sean Kingston
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Thoughts4theherd - Fire Burning (Sean Kingston)
Thoughts4theherd - Eenie Meenie (Justin Bieber)
Labels:
* Thoughts4theherd,
= Justin Bieber
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Thoughts4theherd - Eenie Meenie (Justin Bieber)
Thoughts4theherd - Dynamite - (Taio Cruz)
Labels:
* Thoughts4theherd,
= Taio Cruz
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Thoughts4theherd - Dynamite - (Taio Cruz)
Thoughts4theherd - Hot N Cold (Katy Perry)
Labels:
* Thoughts4theherd,
= Katy Perry
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