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Thoughts4theherd - Sword Drill Song - Friday (Rebecca Black)
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Thoughts4theherd - Just A Dream (Nelly)
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Simplestatement - One in a million christian - One in a Million - (Neyo) - Lyrics
Seems like everybody got a price but there's no love in our life, when the money comes first and the truth comes second just stop for a minute and think, why is everybody so sad these days probably cause where going our own way, don't think about God and how he can change our life cause everybody going to the left and we need to the right and find our savior and he'll take us through the night
chorus And we don't need your money, we just want you to serve God cause it aint nothing if we don't serve God, aint about the cchhing ching aint about bbling bling wanna make the world happy and forget about the price tag
Verse
We need to take it back in time,when God made us unite, and it wasn't murder and famous hoes that took up our tv shows, why is everybody so obsessed cause money can't buy us happiness can we all slow down and enjoy right now guaranteed we'll be feeling alright, cause everybody going to the left and we need to the right and find our savior and he'll take us through the night
chorus
lalalalalalalalalalalalalallaalalalalal price tag lalalalalallalallalallalalala price tag
Lyrics
Verse 1Seems like everybody got a price but there's no love in our life, when the money comes first and the truth comes second just stop for a minute and think, why is everybody so sad these days probably cause where going our own way, don't think about God and how he can change our life cause everybody going to the left and we need to the right and find our savior and he'll take us through the night
chorus And we don't need your money, we just want you to serve God cause it aint nothing if we don't serve God, aint about the cchhing ching aint about bbling bling wanna make the world happy and forget about the price tag
Verse
We need to take it back in time,when God made us unite, and it wasn't murder and famous hoes that took up our tv shows, why is everybody so obsessed cause money can't buy us happiness can we all slow down and enjoy right now guaranteed we'll be feeling alright, cause everybody going to the left and we need to the right and find our savior and he'll take us through the night
chorus
lalalalalalalalalalalalalallaalalalalal price tag lalalalalallalallalallalalala price tag
Simplestatement - Price tag (Jessie J) - Lyrics
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Simplestatement - Lazy - Bruno Mars
Verse
Don't have to go round the world to the see the greatness of my God, the greatness of my God there's nobody else like him. Makes the world go round but hes still around just to hold me down, and sho nuff hes still got time to hear my prayers and answer them yeah yeah.
I'm so in love and yes i know it and yes one thing is for certain mends my heart when it's hurting, no one else matters in my life with him i live again, thanking him for the blessings that hes show to me
Chorus
Cause hes so one in a million
God is the greatest lover that I've ever know
Best I've ever know and i'm certain that there aint nothing better
no there aint nothing better for me.
Verse
Ain't nothing regular bout the way God treats me always doing something for me when i aint got the strength myself.
All the times when i'm afraid i call out Jesus name, and he's there before the devil tries to steal my soul away yeah yeah
I'm so in love and yes i know it and yes one thing is for certain mends my heart when it's hurting, no one else matters in my life with him i live again, thanking him for the blessings that hes show to me.
Chorus
Cause hes so one in a million
God is the greatest lover that I've ever know
Best I've ever know and i'm certain that there aint nothing better
no there aint nothing better for me.
All that i can do is praise him for what he's done for me
healed my hurting and Jesus you're one of a kind
which means that your the only one for me only one for me.
Don't have to go round the world to the see the greatness of my God, the greatness of my God there's nobody else like him. Makes the world go round but hes still around just to hold me down, and sho nuff hes still got time to hear my prayers and answer them yeah yeah.
I'm so in love and yes i know it and yes one thing is for certain mends my heart when it's hurting, no one else matters in my life with him i live again, thanking him for the blessings that hes show to me
Chorus
Cause hes so one in a million
God is the greatest lover that I've ever know
Best I've ever know and i'm certain that there aint nothing better
no there aint nothing better for me.
Verse
Ain't nothing regular bout the way God treats me always doing something for me when i aint got the strength myself.
All the times when i'm afraid i call out Jesus name, and he's there before the devil tries to steal my soul away yeah yeah
I'm so in love and yes i know it and yes one thing is for certain mends my heart when it's hurting, no one else matters in my life with him i live again, thanking him for the blessings that hes show to me.
Chorus
Cause hes so one in a million
God is the greatest lover that I've ever know
Best I've ever know and i'm certain that there aint nothing better
no there aint nothing better for me.
All that i can do is praise him for what he's done for me
healed my hurting and Jesus you're one of a kind
which means that your the only one for me only one for me.
Simplestatement - One in a million christian - One in a Million - (Neyo) - Lyrics
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Kirkshaw Records - I Got A Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
Hillsong meet Rawsrvnt - I Gotta Feeling / Take It All (The Black Eyed Peas)
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Kirkshaw Records - Don't Trust Me (3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me)
Everyone was born in sin
He told me everyone was bound for hell
Until Jesus died and rose again
Open up your heart and let Jesus in
He said, cuz he is the only way
Just raise your hand up to the sky and say
Jesus touched my heart today
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad, bad, bad, bad
So just accept him for who he is
He is the great I am (Hey, hey, hey)
In our religion we are firmly sure
That Jesus is the risen lamb
Ya Danny Glover was a star
In Lethal Weapon 1 thorough 4 (1 through 4)
And Jesus loves Danny as he loves us
With eternal love forever more
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
Or you bat for the other team
You're Jewish, Siek, Chaotic decent,
You're Atheist, you're Protestant
Tom Cruise and scientology
Crazy Charlie Sheenology
(Duh winning)
For all our bad sins he forgave because Jesus
He was born to save
Even if you don't agree he
That he set all of us free
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save me
So come praise with us and sing
As we bow down to our king
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born for saving
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
Born to save, hey
He was born to save, hey
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save hey
Born to save, hey
He was born to save, hey
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
Lyrics
My pastor told me when I was youngEveryone was born in sin
He told me everyone was bound for hell
Until Jesus died and rose again
Open up your heart and let Jesus in
He said, cuz he is the only way
Just raise your hand up to the sky and say
Jesus touched my heart today
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
If you've been bad, bad, bad, bad
So just accept him for who he is
He is the great I am (Hey, hey, hey)
In our religion we are firmly sure
That Jesus is the risen lamb
Ya Danny Glover was a star
In Lethal Weapon 1 thorough 4 (1 through 4)
And Jesus loves Danny as he loves us
With eternal love forever more
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
If you've been bad he'll wash you clean
Or you bat for the other team
You're Jewish, Siek, Chaotic decent,
You're Atheist, you're Protestant
Tom Cruise and scientology
Crazy Charlie Sheenology
(Duh winning)
For all our bad sins he forgave because Jesus
He was born to save
Even if you don't agree he
That he set all of us free
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save me
So come praise with us and sing
As we bow down to our king
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born for saving
For all our sins he did pay
Then rose again in 3 days
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
No matters what's in your past
You are forgiven at last
He died upon the cross
Jesus he was born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born to save
Jesus he was born to save, born to save
Everybody start the wave
Jesus he was born
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
Born to save, hey
He was born to save, hey
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save hey
Born to save, hey
He was born to save, hey
He died upon the cross Jesus he was born to save
Kirkshaw Records - Born To Save (Lady Gaga - Born This Way) - Lyrics
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Kirkshaw Records - Born To Save (Lady Gaga - Born This Way)
Feel like you're deep in sin,
Think there's no way out,
Wanting to start again
Do you ever feel,
Feel you can never win,
Like a bowling pin,
Just gonna fall again
Do you ever feel, like there's no way out
Pretend you're fine but on the inside you're just full of doubt
Well you should know that there's
Still and chance for you, Cuz Jesus Christ is truth
You just gotta accept, the life, of Jesus Christ
He paid the price, to save all our lives
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
You don't have to feel,
Like you're out of hope,
You wanna take a shower,
But there's no bar of soap
But really all ya need,
Is Jesus to succeed,
If you just let him in,
You will then be freed
Of all your wicked ways,
Of all your doubt and fear,
Just put your faith in him
and all these things will disappear
And by amazing grace,
You will be saved
And when its time you'll pray
You just gotta accept, the life, of Jesus Christ
He paid the price, to save all our lives
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
Boom boom boom,
Nothing fits right here but boom boom boom
So we're just gonna sing boom boom boom
Till the chorus comes boom boom boom
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework.
Lyrics
Do you ever feel,Feel like you're deep in sin,
Think there's no way out,
Wanting to start again
Do you ever feel,
Feel you can never win,
Like a bowling pin,
Just gonna fall again
Do you ever feel, like there's no way out
Pretend you're fine but on the inside you're just full of doubt
Well you should know that there's
Still and chance for you, Cuz Jesus Christ is truth
You just gotta accept, the life, of Jesus Christ
He paid the price, to save all our lives
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
You don't have to feel,
Like you're out of hope,
You wanna take a shower,
But there's no bar of soap
But really all ya need,
Is Jesus to succeed,
If you just let him in,
You will then be freed
Of all your wicked ways,
Of all your doubt and fear,
Just put your faith in him
and all these things will disappear
And by amazing grace,
You will be saved
And when its time you'll pray
You just gotta accept, the life, of Jesus Christ
He paid the price, to save all our lives
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
Boom boom boom,
Nothing fits right here but boom boom boom
So we're just gonna sing boom boom boom
Till the chorus comes boom boom boom
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework,
He came to us through virgin birth
So we'll sing a amen,
Cuz he's the savior of all all man
Cuz Jesus is a firework,
He gives light to all the earth,
So we'll sing A Amen,
As we give praise to h h him
Jesus is our firework.
Kirkshaw Records - Firework - (Katy Perry - Firework) - Lyrics
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Kirkshaw Records - Firework - (Katy Perry - Firework)
Or maybe just need some help
We found ourselves in trouble
We're on the road to hell
We're sinning about everyday now
But we know we Jesus Christ
We're stayin up all night hopin
Prayin that God will change our lives.
What you've got Lord is hard to find,
The love you offer, is so divine
You've forgiven our wicked minds,
Without your guidance, we are blind
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
Now that be both know Jeses Christ,
We're both gonna live better lives
We're done doing Satan's bidding,
Lying stealing we're not kidding
Rest in peace Patrick Swayze
Some people think we're crazy
But their lives are gonna be impacted,
When we show them God's love can't be retracted
What you've got Lord is hard to find,
The love you offer, is so divine
You've forgiven our wicked minds,
Without your guidance, we are blind
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
We don't care what people say
He saved our lives, the price he paid
When he died on Calvary
He washed our sins and set us free
Hey, so we got a question
Will you open up your heart and let Jesus in
Will you live your life for him and be forgiven
Is his love your drug? Your drug,
Huh your drug, Huh your drug, is his love, your drug?
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
Hey um, why do you guys love Jesus so much?
Oh I don't know, maybe cuz he's super awesome?
Yeah man he's the bee's knees
Bee's knees bro,
You want forgiveness?
You gotta ask Jesus
Take care,
Praise the Lord.
Lyrics
Maybe we need some guidanceOr maybe just need some help
We found ourselves in trouble
We're on the road to hell
We're sinning about everyday now
But we know we Jesus Christ
We're stayin up all night hopin
Prayin that God will change our lives.
What you've got Lord is hard to find,
The love you offer, is so divine
You've forgiven our wicked minds,
Without your guidance, we are blind
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
Now that be both know Jeses Christ,
We're both gonna live better lives
We're done doing Satan's bidding,
Lying stealing we're not kidding
Rest in peace Patrick Swayze
Some people think we're crazy
But their lives are gonna be impacted,
When we show them God's love can't be retracted
What you've got Lord is hard to find,
The love you offer, is so divine
You've forgiven our wicked minds,
Without your guidance, we are blind
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
We don't care what people say
He saved our lives, the price he paid
When he died on Calvary
He washed our sins and set us free
Hey, so we got a question
Will you open up your heart and let Jesus in
Will you live your life for him and be forgiven
Is his love your drug? Your drug,
Huh your drug, Huh your drug, is his love, your drug?
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love,
That's why his love his love his love,
Is our drug, His love his love his love
Hey um, why do you guys love Jesus so much?
Oh I don't know, maybe cuz he's super awesome?
Yeah man he's the bee's knees
Bee's knees bro,
You want forgiveness?
You gotta ask Jesus
Take care,
Praise the Lord.
Kirkshaw Records - His Love Is Ouer Drug (Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug) - Lyrics
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Love
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Kirkshaw Records - His Love Is Ouer Drug (Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug)
Kirkshaw Records - I Got A Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
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Kirkshaw Records - I Got A Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
Kirkshaw Records - Don't Trust Me (3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me)
Labels:
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Me,
Trust
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ApologetiX - Old Time Romans Road (Old Time Rock and Roll) - Bob Seager
Parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
(1 Tim. 5:5, 2 Tim. 1:5)
As he came up to the window, heard the sound of Barry Manilow
He came into her apartment, smelled the Ben Gay and the chocolate
She was sitting at the table, he could see she had a Bible
So she ran into the bedroom, got her teeth down and her perfume
Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny? (4X)
Granny's not an old maid, she's a zealot with a bold faith
She's a kind-hearted widow and she bought you a Nintendo, last week
You came into her apartment, left the mudstains on the carpet
And then she ran into the bedroom, she was knelt down, it was for you
Granny likes to crochet, and croquet, and quote Dear Abby
Granny causes road rage in the slow lanes, she's no Andretti
Granny's got the whole day to go pray for all her family
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama
So she came into the hallway, it was Sunday, had a snack made
Then the book of Revelation was the topic of conversation
Granny says, you know, babe, the Lord says in verse 3:20
He's standing at the doorway, so don't waste a moment, honey
And you gotta go pray or else, babe, He won't gain entry
Then you told her OK, I want saved, I'll go pray, Granny
Granny told you, OK, first you tell Him that you're sorry
Believe He died for your sins, though
And accept Him and repento -- Whammy!
He came into your heart then, you were prostrate on the carpet
Then she ran you to the next room
You were sat down, there was more food
Granny karaokes to old tapes of Sandi Patty
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama
Granny had a roast made and potatoes that were homemade
And she buys Poppin' Fresh Dough
So she baked you some crescent rolls, man, eat!
You came into her apartment, and the blessings only started
And then your Granny took and fed you
You were stuffed now; it was her food
Granny brought you cold grapes and poached eggs and bowls of candy
Granny brought you milkshakes and fruitcake, keep Rolaids handy
Granny's artichokes make your throat gag so don't take any
And before you go, babe, you must take a roast beef sandwich
2 Tim. 1:5
"I have been reminded of your sincere faith, which first lived in your grandmother Lois and in your mother Eunice and, I am persuaded, now lives in you also."
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(1 Tim. 5:5, 2 Tim. 1:5)
As he came up to the window, heard the sound of Barry Manilow
He came into her apartment, smelled the Ben Gay and the chocolate
She was sitting at the table, he could see she had a Bible
So she ran into the bedroom, got her teeth down and her perfume
Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny? (4X)
Granny's not an old maid, she's a zealot with a bold faith
She's a kind-hearted widow and she bought you a Nintendo, last week
You came into her apartment, left the mudstains on the carpet
And then she ran into the bedroom, she was knelt down, it was for you
Granny likes to crochet, and croquet, and quote Dear Abby
Granny causes road rage in the slow lanes, she's no Andretti
Granny's got the whole day to go pray for all her family
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama
So she came into the hallway, it was Sunday, had a snack made
Then the book of Revelation was the topic of conversation
Granny says, you know, babe, the Lord says in verse 3:20
He's standing at the doorway, so don't waste a moment, honey
And you gotta go pray or else, babe, He won't gain entry
Then you told her OK, I want saved, I'll go pray, Granny
Granny told you, OK, first you tell Him that you're sorry
Believe He died for your sins, though
And accept Him and repento -- Whammy!
He came into your heart then, you were prostrate on the carpet
Then she ran you to the next room
You were sat down, there was more food
Granny karaokes to old tapes of Sandi Patty
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama
Granny had a roast made and potatoes that were homemade
And she buys Poppin' Fresh Dough
So she baked you some crescent rolls, man, eat!
You came into her apartment, and the blessings only started
And then your Granny took and fed you
You were stuffed now; it was her food
Granny brought you cold grapes and poached eggs and bowls of candy
Granny brought you milkshakes and fruitcake, keep Rolaids handy
Granny's artichokes make your throat gag so don't take any
And before you go, babe, you must take a roast beef sandwich
2 Tim. 1:5
"I have been reminded of your sincere faith, which first lived in your grandmother Lois and in your mother Eunice and, I am persuaded, now lives in you also."
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Smooth Grandmama (Smooth Criminal) Michael Jackson and Alien Ant Farm)
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ApologetiX - Smooth Grandmama (Smooth Criminal) Michael Jackson and Alien Ant Farm)
Parody of "Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss
(Deut. 6:5, Matt. 22:36-38, Mk. 12:28-30)
You know Moses and the things of God
The 10 Commandments and the Jewish laws
You try to find which one's the greatest
You say you wanna know where it is
It's part of Deuteronomy chapter 6
You try verse five; you'll find it baby
You read about it
You need to shout it
I love the Lord with all my might
My heart and everything (4X)
The people came to Jesus Christ for a while
They looked for answers and they liked His style
You tell us, Christ, which law's the greatest?
"Love the Lord with everything you've got,"
Jesus said, "Well, that's My first law
"Do all this while you love your neighbor."
Don't even doubt it
You need to shout it
CHORUS
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Deut. 6:5, Matt. 22:36-38, Mk. 12:28-30)
You know Moses and the things of God
The 10 Commandments and the Jewish laws
You try to find which one's the greatest
You say you wanna know where it is
It's part of Deuteronomy chapter 6
You try verse five; you'll find it baby
You read about it
You need to shout it
I love the Lord with all my might
My heart and everything (4X)
The people came to Jesus Christ for a while
They looked for answers and they liked His style
You tell us, Christ, which law's the greatest?
"Love the Lord with everything you've got,"
Jesus said, "Well, that's My first law
"Do all this while you love your neighbor."
Don't even doubt it
You need to shout it
CHORUS
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ApologetiX - Love and Kisses (Rock and Roll All Night) - Kiss
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ApologetiX - Love and Kisses (Rock and Roll All Night) - Kiss
Parody of "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
(Acts 9, 2 Timothy)
I saw him standin' there writin' letters in chains
I knew he once had been a proud Pharisee
His faith was kind of strong
In God's favorite Son
And I could tell he didn't belong in prison with me, yeah me
And I could tell he didn't belong in prison with me, yeah me
Singin' – I love Apostle Paul
He put a lotta lines in the Good Book baby
I love Apostle Paul
From Romans into Philemon yes indeed
He smiled, so I got up and asked "Were you framed?"
"Well, that don't matter," he said, "'cause I'm not ashamed"
"For Jesus to take me home – I need to be in Rome"
When execution comes – you'll see I'll be free, yeah free
When execution comes – you see, I'll be free indeed
CHORUS
His letters won't take you long – You need to read them all
So let's get movin' on – and read 'em with me, yeah me
And we'll review them all and see what became of Paul
(In Second) Timothy
CHORUS
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(Acts 9, 2 Timothy)
I saw him standin' there writin' letters in chains
I knew he once had been a proud Pharisee
His faith was kind of strong
In God's favorite Son
And I could tell he didn't belong in prison with me, yeah me
And I could tell he didn't belong in prison with me, yeah me
Singin' – I love Apostle Paul
He put a lotta lines in the Good Book baby
I love Apostle Paul
From Romans into Philemon yes indeed
He smiled, so I got up and asked "Were you framed?"
"Well, that don't matter," he said, "'cause I'm not ashamed"
"For Jesus to take me home – I need to be in Rome"
When execution comes – you'll see I'll be free, yeah free
When execution comes – you see, I'll be free indeed
CHORUS
His letters won't take you long – You need to read them all
So let's get movin' on – and read 'em with me, yeah me
And we'll review them all and see what became of Paul
(In Second) Timothy
CHORUS
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ApologetiX - I Love Apostle Paul (I Love Rock n' Roll) - Joan Jett
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ApologetiX - I Love Apostle Paul (I Love Rock n' Roll) - Joan Jett
Parody of "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive
(Genesis 25:26, 32:28, 35:10)
When Jacob was born he took a long time comin’. Took the ankle of his older brother
They were twins, but Jake was later; Esau was his father’s favorite
‘Cause he spent his time as a hunter
And every single time, Jacob had to wait in line
He started then to strive to get his way
He was just a little boy; he was mama’s pride and joy
He loved to work with mother all day
But now, now, Jacob’s name is Israel — What’d you say?
Jacob’s name is Israel — By the way, I said
Jacob’s name is Israel — ‘Cause he strived
Jacob’s name is Israel — The father of the tribes — All 12
You could read in Genesis how Esau burst into the kitchen
And said, "Jacob, give me some stuff to swallow!"
Jacob said, “Sell me your birthright!” Esau said, “What is it worth right now,
I’m dyin' of hunger; my stomach’s hollow!"
And so Esau sold his rights; Jacob later set his sights
Upon the blessing Isaac would pray
He pretended he was Esau, and his father couldn’t see so
Jacob stole the blessing and ran away
After 20 years with Laban, well, the Lord spoke to Jacob:
“Take your family with you back to Canaan.”
Jacob knew he’d meet his brother as he travelled through the dessert
He was scared, and I wouldn’t blame him
And in the night he fought with a Man we think was God
He wrestled with him to the break of day
He took Jacob’s hip and knocked it out of joint right at the socket
He blessed him, and He gave him this name
Genesis 35:10
God said to him, "Your name is Jacob, but you will no longer be called Jacob; your name will be Israel." So he named him Israel.
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(Genesis 25:26, 32:28, 35:10)
When Jacob was born he took a long time comin’. Took the ankle of his older brother
They were twins, but Jake was later; Esau was his father’s favorite
‘Cause he spent his time as a hunter
And every single time, Jacob had to wait in line
He started then to strive to get his way
He was just a little boy; he was mama’s pride and joy
He loved to work with mother all day
But now, now, Jacob’s name is Israel — What’d you say?
Jacob’s name is Israel — By the way, I said
Jacob’s name is Israel — ‘Cause he strived
Jacob’s name is Israel — The father of the tribes — All 12
You could read in Genesis how Esau burst into the kitchen
And said, "Jacob, give me some stuff to swallow!"
Jacob said, “Sell me your birthright!” Esau said, “What is it worth right now,
I’m dyin' of hunger; my stomach’s hollow!"
And so Esau sold his rights; Jacob later set his sights
Upon the blessing Isaac would pray
He pretended he was Esau, and his father couldn’t see so
Jacob stole the blessing and ran away
After 20 years with Laban, well, the Lord spoke to Jacob:
“Take your family with you back to Canaan.”
Jacob knew he’d meet his brother as he travelled through the dessert
He was scared, and I wouldn’t blame him
And in the night he fought with a Man we think was God
He wrestled with him to the break of day
He took Jacob’s hip and knocked it out of joint right at the socket
He blessed him, and He gave him this name
Genesis 35:10
God said to him, "Your name is Jacob, but you will no longer be called Jacob; your name will be Israel." So he named him Israel.
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Jacob's Name Is Israel (Takin' Care of Business) - Bachman Turner Overdrive
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ApologetiX - Jacob's Name Is Israel (Takin' Care of Business) - Bachman Turner Overdrive
Parody of "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley
(John 5:24, Luke 23:43, John 11:25, Matthew 7:7, Romans 8:1)
I ain't nothin' but I found God
It took quite a long time
I went knockin' and I found God
In spite of all my crimes
Well, I had several naughty habits
But my faith was genuine
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, in verse 24 I read it
There In St. John chapter 5
I ain't nothin' but I found God
Christ is bona fide
He came knockin' and I found God
I said, Christ, come inside
Well, I repented of my habits
And I waved those sins goodbye
LEAD
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, in Luke 23 the robber
Got the same promise as I
LEAD
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
You know, He said to me, I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, He said Heaven's automatic
If you place your faith in Christ
You ain't nothin' till you've found God
Find Him while there's time
You keep knockin' till you've found God
Christ, He doesn't hide
Well, it's in 7:7 Matthew
You seek and then you'll find
(John 5:24, Luke 23:43, John 11:25, Matthew 7:7, Romans 8:1)
I ain't nothin' but I found God
It took quite a long time
I went knockin' and I found God
In spite of all my crimes
Well, I had several naughty habits
But my faith was genuine
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, in verse 24 I read it
There In St. John chapter 5
I ain't nothin' but I found God
Christ is bona fide
He came knockin' and I found God
I said, Christ, come inside
Well, I repented of my habits
And I waved those sins goodbye
LEAD
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Yes, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, in Luke 23 the robber
Got the same promise as I
LEAD
Well, He said to me I'd pass
From death right into life
You know, He said to me, I'd pass
From death right into life
Well, He said Heaven's automatic
If you place your faith in Christ
You ain't nothin' till you've found God
Find Him while there's time
You keep knockin' till you've found God
Christ, He doesn't hide
Well, it's in 7:7 Matthew
You seek and then you'll find
ApologetiX - Found God (Hound Dog) - Elvis Presley
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ApologetiX - Found God (Hound Dog) - Elvis Presley
Parody of "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry
(1 Cor. 9:22, Romans 12:2, Titus 1:15)
Now once I was a kooky singer -- playin' in a rock and roll band
I never had no problems
Singing songs that weren't nice then
But whenever Jesus found me
God said not to sing them no more
So I decided biblically
To switch them round and check how it'd go
And they were dancin' and diggin' the music we was usin'
And just when it hit them the words were turned around
They shouted
Play that funny music right, boy
Play that funny music right
Play that funny music right, boy
They got confused
Cause I played them Sunday music in disguise
In disguise? In disguise!
LEAD
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' rock and rollin' lines
I sing but when He saved me
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
But now it's so much better
I'm pointing out the heavenly way
I get accused of stealin'
But now I turn to Wesley and say
Man they were dancin' and diggin' the music we was usin'
And just when it hit them the words were turned around
They shouted
Play that funny music right, boy
Play that funny music right
Play that funny music right, boy
They're not amused
And they say that what we're doin' isn't right
But is it right? Is it right?
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(1 Cor. 9:22, Romans 12:2, Titus 1:15)
Now once I was a kooky singer -- playin' in a rock and roll band
I never had no problems
Singing songs that weren't nice then
But whenever Jesus found me
God said not to sing them no more
So I decided biblically
To switch them round and check how it'd go
And they were dancin' and diggin' the music we was usin'
And just when it hit them the words were turned around
They shouted
Play that funny music right, boy
Play that funny music right
Play that funny music right, boy
They got confused
Cause I played them Sunday music in disguise
In disguise? In disguise!
LEAD
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' rock and rollin' lines
I sing but when He saved me
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
But now it's so much better
I'm pointing out the heavenly way
I get accused of stealin'
But now I turn to Wesley and say
Man they were dancin' and diggin' the music we was usin'
And just when it hit them the words were turned around
They shouted
Play that funny music right, boy
Play that funny music right
Play that funny music right, boy
They're not amused
And they say that what we're doin' isn't right
But is it right? Is it right?
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Play That Funny Music (Play That Funky Music) - Wild Cherry
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ApologetiX - Play That Funny Music (Play That Funky Music) - Wild Cherry
Parody of "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
(Revelation 13:8, Romans 8:29, John 6:44, 15:16, 2 Tim 1:9)
It was the past in Eden
You kept the two of them clean
They were the best man and woman that had ever been
Too bad the snake arrived
Tellin' Eve those lies
Knockin’ them out -- You closed up paradise fast
They did not have a prayer
Yet the Bible declares
You told them You'd come
But You was already there
Cause the Lamb was slain from, the earth's foundation
In Revelation, verse 13:8 it says
You -- booked it all along
Yeah, You booked it all along
From the dawn of time
You had that stuff in mind
Romans 8:29 says it's divinely designed
When we go to the cross
It's just the Father who draws
You revealed that to me in John 6:44
Went to choose You now
Today and then I found
How in fact You chose me
Today in John 15
Cause the Lamb was slain from, the earth's foundation
Predestination, defeatin' Satan
Cause You -- booked me all along
Yet You -- could see all my wrongs
You blotted them out -- and You booked me all along
Had to save me and -- You -- booked me all along
Yeah, You booked me
Then You took me
LEAD
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(Revelation 13:8, Romans 8:29, John 6:44, 15:16, 2 Tim 1:9)
It was the past in Eden
You kept the two of them clean
They were the best man and woman that had ever been
Too bad the snake arrived
Tellin' Eve those lies
Knockin’ them out -- You closed up paradise fast
They did not have a prayer
Yet the Bible declares
You told them You'd come
But You was already there
Cause the Lamb was slain from, the earth's foundation
In Revelation, verse 13:8 it says
You -- booked it all along
Yeah, You booked it all along
From the dawn of time
You had that stuff in mind
Romans 8:29 says it's divinely designed
When we go to the cross
It's just the Father who draws
You revealed that to me in John 6:44
Went to choose You now
Today and then I found
How in fact You chose me
Today in John 15
Cause the Lamb was slain from, the earth's foundation
Predestination, defeatin' Satan
Cause You -- booked me all along
Yet You -- could see all my wrongs
You blotted them out -- and You booked me all along
Had to save me and -- You -- booked me all along
Yeah, You booked me
Then You took me
LEAD
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - You Booked Me All Along (You Shook Me All Night Long) - AC DC
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ApologetiX - You Booked Me All Along (You Shook Me All Night Long) - AC DC
Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth
(Luke 11:9, Luke 18: 1-8, James 4:1-3, Matt. 6:33, Matt. 7:7, Luke 17:5,Matt. 17:20)
Somebody once told me "The Lord is not your roadie
"You ain't the star so do it yourself."
I said, "Look, it's kind of dumb
If if there's things that I need done
It's a shame not to call on the Lord's help."
Well, my prayers start comin' and they don't stop comin'
I read through the rules and I think I found somethin'
Didn't make sense not to get more done
I pray real hard cause the Heavenly Son
Showed what to do, said knock and seek
So what's wrong with praying and asking
You better go look in Luke, bro
11:9 if you don't know
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – get a jump start – get a move on – get faith
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
There's a cool case so you're prayin' gets bolder
You look it up Luke 18 yeah, let's go there
When the meanest of men met the widow
Judge he was, you know if you have the right scripture
But I see his patience is gettin' pretty thin
The woman gets annoyin' so he might as well give in
The world's like that – how about the Lord
God already likes ya – and you'll never get ignored
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – fourth chapter – let me show ya – in James
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
Somebody once asked Jesus give us the capacity
To get ourselves a faith that is great
He said, "Well, why ya want help?
"You could move a little hill yourself
"If you would all use a little faith."
Well, my prayers start comin' and they don't stop comin'
I read through the rules and I think I found somethin'
Didn't make sense not to get more done
Pray it smart cause the Heavenly Son
Showed what to do, said knock and seek
So what's wrong with praying and asking
You'll never know if you don't go
You better try if you don't know
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – get a jump start – get a move on – get faith
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Luke 11:9, Luke 18: 1-8, James 4:1-3, Matt. 6:33, Matt. 7:7, Luke 17:5,Matt. 17:20)
Somebody once told me "The Lord is not your roadie
"You ain't the star so do it yourself."
I said, "Look, it's kind of dumb
If if there's things that I need done
It's a shame not to call on the Lord's help."
Well, my prayers start comin' and they don't stop comin'
I read through the rules and I think I found somethin'
Didn't make sense not to get more done
I pray real hard cause the Heavenly Son
Showed what to do, said knock and seek
So what's wrong with praying and asking
You better go look in Luke, bro
11:9 if you don't know
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – get a jump start – get a move on – get faith
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
There's a cool case so you're prayin' gets bolder
You look it up Luke 18 yeah, let's go there
When the meanest of men met the widow
Judge he was, you know if you have the right scripture
But I see his patience is gettin' pretty thin
The woman gets annoyin' so he might as well give in
The world's like that – how about the Lord
God already likes ya – and you'll never get ignored
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – fourth chapter – let me show ya – in James
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
Somebody once asked Jesus give us the capacity
To get ourselves a faith that is great
He said, "Well, why ya want help?
"You could move a little hill yourself
"If you would all use a little faith."
Well, my prayers start comin' and they don't stop comin'
I read through the rules and I think I found somethin'
Didn't make sense not to get more done
Pray it smart cause the Heavenly Son
Showed what to do, said knock and seek
So what's wrong with praying and asking
You'll never know if you don't go
You better try if you don't know
Pray now – it's a lost art – get your day underway
Pray now – get a jump start – get a move on – get faith
God is listenin' you know – only you can start prayin' though
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Pray Now (Lost Art) (All Star) - Smash Mouth
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ApologetiX - Pray Now (Lost Art) (All Star) - Smash Mouth
Parody of "Twist and Shout" by The Beatles
(Gen 25:24-27)
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know the first to come out now (First to come out)
You know he looked so red (Looked so red)
He could have played for Cincinnati now (Played for the Reds)
Became a hunter instead (Became a hunter instead)
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know, the first little boy (First little boy)
You know he looked so wild (Looked so wild)
He barely needed winter clothing now (Needed winter clothing)
He was a hairy little child (Hairy little child)
LEAD E-sau -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah Whoahhh!
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know the twins' little mom (Twins' little mom)
She knew the twins would fight (Twins would fight)
Cause they were wrestlin' deep inside her now (Wrestlin' inside her)
Just like the Lord prophesied (Lord prophesied)
When Jacob, Jacob was a baby now (3x)
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
(Gen 25:24-27)
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know the first to come out now (First to come out)
You know he looked so red (Looked so red)
He could have played for Cincinnati now (Played for the Reds)
Became a hunter instead (Became a hunter instead)
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know, the first little boy (First little boy)
You know he looked so wild (Looked so wild)
He barely needed winter clothing now (Needed winter clothing)
He was a hairy little child (Hairy little child)
LEAD E-sau -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah Whoahhh!
When Jacob was a baby now (Jake was a baby)
Twins came out (Twins came out)
He wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't the baby now (Wasn't the baby)
Who was the first to come out (First to come out)
You know the twins' little mom (Twins' little mom)
She knew the twins would fight (Twins would fight)
Cause they were wrestlin' deep inside her now (Wrestlin' inside her)
Just like the Lord prophesied (Lord prophesied)
When Jacob, Jacob was a baby now (3x)
©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.
ApologetiX - Twins Came Out (Twist and Shout) - The Beatles
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