Christian Remix/Parody

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Parody of "Barbara Ann" by Beach Boys
(Psalm 23, John 10:1-30, Matt. 25:31-46, Heb. 13:20, 1 Peter 2:25, 5:4, Luke 10:3)

Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs
Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa
I'm a lamb -- in God's hand -- I'm a lamb
He's got a flock of lambs who know Him
Robbers cannot steal 'em from His hand
Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs
Went through the fence, lookin' for some friends
God saw me scram so He brought me back again
Cause I'm a lamb in God's hand
You got to follow where He's goin'
God'll take you in the Promised Land

CHORUS

Tried many moves -- Tried getting loose
Tried petting zoos but I knew they wouldn't do
Cause I'm a lamb in God's hand
You got to follow where He's goin'
God'll take you in the Promised Land
Baa Baa Baa Baa we're lambs

CHORUS

Baa! We're lambs, Baa! We're lambs, Baa! We're lambs ...

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ApologetiX - Baa! We're Lambs (Barbara Ann) - The Beach Boys

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Parody of "Get Down Tonight" by KC And the Sunshine Band
(Matthew 18:12-13; Luke 15:4-6)

Baby, baby, let’s get the Shepherd
Honey, hon, He’s seeking you
In Luke 15, ah, do ya think that we’d lie to you?
Are you a little lamb? Maybe a little lost?
Get found tonight! Get found tonight
You a little lamb? Maybe a little lost?
Get found tonight! Get found tonight
Baby, baby, He’ll meet you
Name the place, name the time
When sheep have left the pasture
He’ll leave the 99

CHORUS

Matthew 18, uh-huh, I like it – Matthew 18, uh-huh, I like it
Sheep, sheep, sheep – Shepherd’s looking, Shepherd’s looking
Sheep, sheep, sheep – Shepherd’s looking, Shepherd’s looking
Are you looking man, are you looking man, turn to God
Are you looking man, are you looking man, you must be lost!
Sheep, He’s coming now, Sheep, He’s coming now
Don’t stop Him now, He’ll stop at nothing
Sheep, don’t go!

©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.

ApologetiX - Get found tonight (Get down tonight) - KC and the Sunshine band

[postlink]http://christianremix.mymusic4me.net/2012/07/apologetix-im-receiver-im-believer.html[/postlink] ApologetiX - Get found tonight (Get down tonight) - KC and the Sunshine band

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Parody of "I'm a Believer" by The Monkees
(Ephesians 2:8-9, Romans 8:32, Matthew 10:8, John 1:12)

I thought God was only Jewish fairy tales
Meant for someone else with lots more faith
All my doubts depressed me -- that's the way it stayed
Till a voice said, “Honey, call my name”
Then I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
God replaced -- the doubt in my mind -- I've been loved
I'm a receiver -- Got the Redeemer in my life
I thought God was more impressed with givin' things
He said, “Boy, I gave the best I got
“What's the use in strivin'? All your debt is paid
“Didn't leave a punchline on My grave”
Then I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
Got a place -- a palace on high -- up above
I'm a receiver -- I'm gonna be there if I die
What's the use in strivin? All your debt is paid
Check out Romans 10:9 -- I got saved
When I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
Mama says -- I'm out of my mind -- I've been touched
I'm a receiver -- I got Ephesians 2:8,9
Then I got His grace -- now I'm a receiver
Not afraid -- about when I die
Now I'm a receiver, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.

ApologetiX - I'm a Receiver (I'm a Believer) - Monkees

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Parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" by The Four Seasons
(Colossians 2:16-17, Romans 14:4-6)

Oh, holy night -- Late December 5 or 6 B.C.
Was a special time in history
In Bethlehem -- oh, holy night
Oh, holy night -- You know we still don't even know the date
The time of year or month when Jesus came
Celebrate it every night
Oh, I -- I got a funny feeling that the Lord ain't amused
When we fight-- about which holidays we all should use
Oh, holy night -- It's not timing that's the vital thing
Jesus never changes seasonally -- Late December or July
Why raise a fuss about which holy days are better?
Those things are shadows now and Jesus is all that matters
Oh, holy night

FIRST RAP

Scholars ain’t sure 'bout the birth of our Lord
It could 6 B.C., 5 B.C. 4
The current way we figure out time was not designed
Till 500 years after Christ arrived and died
And the guy who tried to find the right time when Christ had died
And design the time line with B.C. and A.D.
Should get a B, C, or a D for sloppy math
And maybe a new abacus on top of that
Oh, wow, Co-loss-i-ans 2:16, let no one judge you
In regard to sabbaths, holidays or what's good food
Oh, holy night
Put the tinsel on the tree tonight
Read along in Romans 14:5 -- Celebrate it when you like

SECOND RAP

Frankly in the valley of death He's a powerful shepherd in December
Or whatever date the calendar sets
I think I counted 11 months without it and yet
The Christmas holiday gets a vast amount of attention
So I thought I would mention that we don’t know just when the
Holy blessed event took place -- It might have been May
The Bible ain’t specific about the month or the day
With Orthodox Christmas it’s January 6th
For the rest of us Christians December 25th
But the most important thing is that Christ is Lord and King
And that’s all the more reason to lift up the Lord Jesus
In all the four seasons
The Christmas rush may be over in December
But up in Heaven they'll be praising the Lord forever
Oh, holy night

©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.

ApologetiX - December 5 Or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) (Parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)") - The Four Seasons

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Parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
(Micah 5:2)

Ladies and Gentlemen ... it's in Micah #5
Want ... to ... read verse 5
2 in Micah in the Bible cause it prophesies
To the little town of Bethlehem and
The Lord says it once was pretty puny
But it's really important
In about 700 B.C.
Old Micah said the Son of God would be
Born eventually, prophetically in Bethlehem Ephrathah
The birthplace of King David
Now you get the Saviour
So what can I do to really thank You my Lord
I see Your birthday is just around the corner
Anything I buy, it's all Yours
Tell me somethin' to get You, I'm stumped here
A little bit of Hannukah -- candlelight
A little bit of caroling -- songs outside
A little bitty wreath -- that's small and green
A little bit of tinsel -- on my tree
A little bit of Santa -- just for fun
A little bit of Mary -- she's Christ's mom
Oh little town of Bethlehem -- in the sand
A little baby, too -- hey, He's the Man!
Micah No. 5!
God's Son came down -- They moved Him all around
Came to Bethlehem town but then Herod tracked Him down
So His mom and dad left -- on one sad night
Went down to Egypt -- and once Herod died
Nazareth was -- the place that they'd reside
They said it looks like this kid is gonna be the Christ

CHORUS

Trust it! I trust it!
Micah No. 5 -- ha, ha, ha

CHORUS

Micah 5:2
God above has a bird's-eye view
His human Son was prophesied
You can read it in Micah 5
Micah No. 5

©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.

ApologetiX - Micah No. 5 (Mambo No. 5) - Lou Bega

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Parody of "YMCA" by Village People
(Exodus 3:13-15, Exodus 20:7)

One man, with the sheep he was found
I said, one man, saw a bush on the mount
He said, "How come it's not burnt to the ground?
"Guess I need to see what's happening!"
One man in a place long ago
I said, one man, who for short we'll call, "Mo"
He went up there, and the LORD he did find
And he learned God's name for all time
He spelled His name with just YHWH
He spelled His name with just YHWH
They have Exodus 3 -- if you plan to read more
You can learn all about the Lord
YHWH -- He spelled His name with just YHWH
Can you guess what it means
Just "I am that I am"
He's the Lord God of Abraham
Some men spell it L-O-R-D
I said, some men use a J and a V
I said, hey man, ain't no big deal to me
But you've got to know just one thing:
No man should take God's name in vain
Cause He commands us to honor His name
He's our Father, Lord and YHWH
All those names work well when you pray

CHORUS

Back then, with the ancient Hebrews
They did not have a, e, i, o’s or u's
And so Moses had no vowels he could buy
Wheel of Fortune shows were so dry
That's why sometimes there when you read
You'll find capitalized letters L-O-R-D
There's a place there for the YHWH
You can just pronounce it Yahweh

CHORUS

YHWH -- the Tetragrammaton – YHWH
Yahweh, Yahweh – it’s a name of renown
Yahweh, Yahweh – it’s a most awesome sound
YHWH – the highest one is – YHWH
No man, no man, should take God’s name in vain
Cause He commands us to honor His name
YHWH – so just go to Him

Hebrews 3:15

©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.

ApologetiX - YHWH (YMCA) - Village People

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Parody of "Mony Mony" by Tommy James & the Shondells
(Jonah 1-3)

Fishy come 'round and ate ya Jonah, Jonah
Cause you was bound out of town far from home yeah
Had you in his stomach for three long nights now
Because-a God said go to Ninevah
But you didn't, huh?
I said yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!)
You makin' things (Jonah, Jonah)
So hard
Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!) Yeah! (Yeah!)
Prayed please save me Jonah, Jonah
God's gonna get it done – hold on Jonah
Whale's not lookin' like he feels so good, yeah
Well, don't look now but he's gonna vomit
So hold on Jonah
Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!)
He made the whale
Throw up
Hey!
Throw up
Ooh you was too boney, bo-bo-boney
Ooh that's what he told me, tol-tol-told me
Tasted like spumoni, mo-mo-moni
Mixed with macaroni, ro-ro-roni
Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!) Bleah! (Bleah!)

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ApologetiX - Jonah Jonah - (Mony Mony) - Tommy James & The Shondells

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Parody of "Love Shack" by The B-52's
(Daniel 1:7, 3:1-30; 1 Peter 4:12-13)

Hey, there's three real famous guys in the Bible you know
And the in-between guy's name is Meee-shach!
Meschach, yeah, yeah
I read about them in Daniel one day
Look in chapter 1:7 babe
And then you can go get their names
They got treated harsh by the king of the world (go get their names)
When they didn't bow down to his gold statue (go get their names)
They got in a crisis and just about perished from burnin' up
Hey, king, your joke's not funny
Well-a Meshach was an Israelite faced with
Mean King Neb'chadnezzar
Meshach, baby – ah Meshach baby
Meshach, baby, Shadrach, Meshach, baby, Shadrach
Ah, babe, Abednego’s last
Simon says, kneel and pray fools
You must do as the law says!
Well, sittin’ way back in the middle of a field
There’s a 90-foot statue; ya gotta pray to that
Glitter on the statue didn’t make the guys pray
Even if they got scorched, they would trust in Yahweh
Well-a Meshach was an Israelite faced with
Mean King Neb'chadnezzar
Meshach, baby – Meshach baby
Meshach – Neb’chadnezzar’s mad
Meshach’s no scaredy cat
Huffin’ and a hissin’ guess he wasn’t bluffin’
Nebuchadnezzar shoved ‘em in the hottest of ovens
But hold on kiddies
Cause everybody’s movin’ around and around and around and around
Nebby got confused and said, “I thought we threw them in with
Ropes tied ‘em up – now guys how’d they get out?
There’s four bodies movin’ – there’s another dude in there and
Come here, Meschach – want you to come back!”
Often a crisis looks as big as a whale and you’re about to get nailed
But God isn’t far, He sees you now buddy
So come on and pray – you’re cool, stop running

CHORUS

Wait, wait, wait on the Lord, baby! Talk a little louder soldier
Wait, wait, wait on the Lord baby! I can’t hear you!
Wait, wait! On the Lord, baby! Wait, wait! On the Lord!
Wait, wait! On the Lord, baby! Batman!
Girls, what?!! Same tune … trust me
Meshach, baby, Shadrach (Ah, baby, trustworthy chaps, yeah)
Meshach, baby, Shadrach (Ah, baby, trustworthy chaps)
(Hope you learned a lesson standin’ in the oven with a-Meshach)

Daniel 3:26
Nebuchadnezzar then approached the opening of the blazing furnace and shouted, “Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, servants of the Most High God, come out! Come here!” So Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego came out of the fire ...

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ApologetiX - Meshach (Love Shack) - B52's

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Parody of "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Seger
(Romans 3:10, 3:23, 5:8, 5:12, 6:23, 8:1, 10:9)

Just take those old directions off the shelf
I'm sending us into the Bible Belt
To take you the way God can save souls
I'll ride that old time Romans Road
Don't try to take me to a different road
You'll never even get me -- I'll never go
But take me on the highway straight for the Lord
I like that old time Romans Road
I like that old time Romans Road
That avenue it just saves your soul
I rev my engines down the streets of gold
With that old time Romans Road
Although I hear the way is narrow
All other avenues are bumpy old roads
There's only one sure way to get me to God
That way's the old time Romans Road

CHORUS

Romans 3:23 is what you read
Then find verse 5:8 then verse 6:23
Then take Romans 10:9 to save your soul
And that’s the old time Romans Road

CHORUS

I like that old time Romans Road
That avenue it just saves your soul
I read a missive 'bout the faith of old
It's that old time Romans Road

©2010 Parodudes Music, Inc.

ApologetiX - Old Time Romans Road (Old Time Rock and Roll) - Bob Seager

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TheRealCassieSons - Bibles Up (Bottom's Up)

[postlink]http://christianremix.mymusic4me.net/2012/07/thoughts4theherd-fire-burning-sean.html[/postlink] Thoughts4theherd - Hot N Cold (Katy Perry)

Thoughts4theherd - Fire Burning (Sean Kingston)

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Thoughts4theherd - Eenie Meenie (Justin Bieber)

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Thoughts4theherd - Dynamite - (Taio Cruz)

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Thoughts4theherd - Hot N Cold (Katy Perry)

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Holy Back - (SexyBack) - Justin Timberlake

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SaviorBack (SexyBack) - Justin Timberlake

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Nfinite - Right Above it

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Super Praise (Super Bass) - Nicki Minaj

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Oppa Jesus Style - (Oppa Gangnam Style) - Psy

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I've Got Bible Style - (Oppa Gangnam Style) - Psy

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God-Man Style (Oppa Gangnam Style) - Psy - Puppets

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Puppets4Him - Livin' on Sunshine (Walking On Sunshine) - Katrina And The Waves - Puppets

[postlink]http://christianremix.mymusic4me.net/2012/08/puppets4him-listen-to-angels-listen-to.html[/postlink] Puppets4Him - Livin' on Sunshine (Walking On Sunshine) - Katrina And The Waves - Puppets

Puppets4Him - Listen To The Angels (Listen To The Music) - The Doobie Brothers - Puppets

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Lucye's kids - Sanctuarian Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody) - Queen - Puppets

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Simplestatement - Lazy - Bruno Mars

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Path - The Motto - Drake

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James Ellis Gordon - He Took My Sin (So Deep) (Paul Epworth & Adele - Rolling In The Deep)

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Mark Bradford - Can See Clearly Now (Jimmy Cliff - I Can See Clearly Now) - Puppets

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Mark Bradford - Read the Bible (Bily Joel - We didn't start the fire)

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Young, Wild and Free (Wiz Khalifa Feat. Snoop Dogg & Bruno Mars)

[postlink]http://christianremix.mymusic4me.net/2012/07/trachead-family-number-one-r-kelly.html[/postlink] Trachead Family - Forever (Drake & Eminem)

Trachead Family - Number One (R. Kelly)

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Trachead Family - Forget You (Cee Lo Green)

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Trachead Family - Welcome To My Hood (DJ Khaled)

[postlink]http://christianremix.mymusic4me.net/2012/07/trachead-family-love-faces-trey-songz.html[/postlink] Trachead Family - Welcome To My Hood (DJ Khaled)

Trachead Family - Love Faces (Trey Songz)

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Trachead Family - Firework (Katy Perry)

[postlink]http://christianremix.mymusic4me.net/2012/07/wcpuppets-i-want-to-praise-lord-rock.html[/postlink] Mark Bradford - Can See Clearly Now (Jimmy Cliff - I Can See Clearly Now) - Puppets

WCPuppets - I want to Praise the Lord! (Rock And Roll All Nite) - Kiss

[postlink]http://christianremix.mymusic4me.net/2012/07/im-believer-monkees-puppets-rock-pop.html[/postlink] WCPuppets - I want to Praise the Lord! (Rock And Roll All Nite) - Kiss

I'm a Believer (Monkees) - Puppets - Rock - Pop

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Christians in the Club (Usher - Love in this club)

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Dan Smith - Baby Got Book

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Lyrics

i feel a little
shaken and out of place
i need somebody
the touch of amazing grace
i might be crazy
but im not the only one
only one

the sky will darken
and i will be left alone
so take me in or
i'll be without a home
i need a savior
and angels to lead me in
lead me in

i dont know
who's wrong or right
when my world
crashes down
I cant find
my way tonight
one last time
i hope you hear my prayer

Hold my hand
dont ever let me go
Help me stand
dont wanna be alone
Here I am
i know im safe if
you're holding my heart
your holding my heart

Here I am
i give it back to you
I'm your man
just tell me what to do
Crash and burn
I know i'm safe if
you're holding my heart
you're holding my heart

The Prince of Peace and
the love of my life tonight
and now he tells me
he's already won the fight
and he'll be with me
I know that i'll be allright
be alright

now I know
who's wrong and right
when my world
crashes down
I can find
my way tonight
one more time
i know he heard my prayer

Hold my hand
dont ever let me go
Help me stand
dont wanna be alone
Here I am
i know im safe if
you're holding my heart
your holding my heart

Here I am
i give it back to you
I'm your man
just tell me what to do
Crash and burn
I know i'm safe if
you're holding my heart
you're holding my heart

this is like a brand new start
for my broken heart
pick the pieces up again
even in my darkest night
your a shining light
i'll go with you till the end

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